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Guys, today is the first official day of summer. That's right! It is officially here.
朋友们，今天是夏季的第一天，官方日期，没错，官方的。
Right now, everyone's thinking, I'm gonna hike, I'm gonna go camping, I'm gonna hit the beach, while Netflix is like, Sure you are, yeah.
所有人都在想，我要去野营，我要去沙滩，而Netflix却说，你当然会。
Let's get to some news here today. First Lady Melania Trump made a surprise visit to the U.S./Mexico border.
来听听新闻，第一夫人梅拉尼娅突访美墨边境。
And this isn't good, she brought her passport and everything she owns.
这不是好事，她带了护照等一切东西。
Actually, I read that Melania pressured Donald to stop his family-separation policy.
没错，听说梅拉尼娅向特朗普施压，让他停止骨肉分离政策。
She promised that if he did, she'd let him hold her hand for a full three seconds.
她承诺如果他停止这项政策，她将允许小特握住她的手，时间可以维持三秒。
That's enough. But this is real, during her trip to the border, Melania was wearing a pretty interesting coat
可以了，这是真事，在她的边境之行中，梅拉尼娅穿了一件非常有意思的外套，
with a message written on the back. Take a look. This is real. You can't see it there,
后面还写了字，来看看，这是真事，这个角度看不到，
but the White House actually confirmed it is this coat. It says, I really don't care. Do U?
但白宫证实是这件外套，上面写着我不在乎，你呢？
Nobody really knows what it means or if it means anything at all.
没人知道这是什么意思，或不代表任何意思。
Meanwhile, President Trump was going through his closet like, Where the hell's my coat? Where is it? Where's my favorite coat?
同时，小特翻了自己的衣柜，说我的那件外套哪去了？去哪了？我最喜欢的外套丢了。
Did you see this? Trump held a rally in Minnesota last night, and at one point, he tried to call a state Senator up to the stage.
你们看了吗？昨晚小特在明尼苏达州举行集会，他在某一时段邀请大州参议员上台。
But look at what Trump said when he realized where the guy was sitting. Watch.
当他看到这位参议员的就坐位置时，听听小特是怎么说的，来看看。
Along with state Senator Karin Housley. Karin, come on up here! Get 'im up here! Where are you?
我要邀请大州参议员卡林·豪斯利，卡林，上来，你在哪里？
They're right there. Stay there. It's too much of a deal. Good luck. Karin, good luck.
他们在那，待在那吧，没什么大惊小怪，祝你好运，祝你好运卡林。
Don't worry about it. Just stay there. It's not worth it. Don't worry about it.
别担心，就在那吧，真不值得，真不值得。
We can all Google what you look like. Don't worry about it. We're good. Too much of a deal!
我们会谷歌你的样子的，别担心，没什么大惊小怪。
It was like the world's most awkward episode of The Price is Right, it's like, Come on down!
这恰似史上最尴尬的《购物街》剧情，再往下猜。
Actually, forget it. Just stay where you are, and we'll go to commercial break.
别猜了，就是这个价格，下面是广告时间。
Later in the speech, Trump reminded everyone about his plans for space, and the crowd even started chanting pace Force.
随后在演讲中，小特提到了他的太空计划，粉丝们甚至开始叫嚷太空部队。
Watch this. Space Force! Space Force! Space Force! Space Force! Space Force.
来看看，太空部队！太空部队！太空部队！太空部队！
Now we're going to have the space Force, because it's a whole... We need it! It's the official...
我们将拥有太空部队，因为这是所有的，我们需要这个，这是官方的...
The official motto of the Space Force will be It's a whole...We need it! It's a whole...We need it.
太空部队的官方座右铭是，这是全部，我们需要这个，这是全部，我们需要这个。
We need that whole. Oh, Space Force. It's a whole. And we need it.
我们需要全部，太空部队，全部，我们需要这个。
Get this, the Trump administration said that they want to combine the Department of Labor and the Department of Education.
来听听这个，小特政府称将把劳工部和教育部合并。
Trump said, We're merging the Departments of Labor and Education to create the Department of Lubrication.
小特说，我们将合并劳工部和教育部，从而打造润滑部门。
And it's gonna be ...What?! Get my coat! Where the heck's my coat? It's for the whole.....
什么？拿来我的外套，我的外套去哪了？这是全部。
Come on! Come on! It's right there! Get out of here. Get out of here!
哈哈，就在这，走吧，快走吧。
You know what you did. You know what you did! Get lost!
你知道自己在做什么，你知道的，走吧。
They're gonna go to Uranus. Space Force! Space Force. Space Force. Yeah, that's where they're gonna go. All right, thank you.
他们要去天王星了，太空部队，太空部队，太空部队，这是他们要去的地方，谢谢。
Guys, check this out, I read that during the G7 summit, Trump tossed a Starburst to German leader Angela Merkel
听听这个，听说在G7峰会上，小特向德国总理默克尔扔了一袋星爆糖，
and said, Here, Angela, don't say I never gave you anything.
称安吉拉，别说我什么都没给你。
Then he realized it was a red one and dove across the table to get it back.
随后他发现是红色的，马上扑到桌子上抢了回来。
I love the cherry ones! You can have, here, here's a yellow one. That's yours.
我喜欢樱桃味的，你可以吃这个黄色的，这是你的。
And, finally, Starbucks just announced that they are closing 150 stores due to low sales.
最后，星巴克宣布因销售额下降将关闭150家门店。
Meanwhile, the Starbucks inside Barnes Noble was like, Shh. I think they forgot about us.
同时，星巴克里面的实体书店Barnes Noble称，我觉得他们把我们忘了。
We have a great show tonight, guys. Give it up for The Roots!
今晚的节目很精彩，掌声送给紫金合唱团。
