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I was running a bit behind. I thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, I'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now.
今天有点延时了，如果大家不介意，那么我们开始每周的感谢信环节。
Is that cool with you guys? James, can I get some thank you notes-writing music, please?
可以吗朋友们，詹姆斯，能给我来点背景音乐吗？
Yeah, there's that snarl again. Yeah, there...It's not even intense.
又是这种龇牙咧嘴，一点都不正经。
That's the most charming snarl I have seen ever. It's not scary at all. All right.
这是我见过最可爱的狰狞，一点都不可怕，好吧。
Thank you, Kim Jong-un reading your agreement with the U.S.,
谢谢你金正恩，阅读美朝两国协议，
for looking like you just realized the kids' menu doesn't have chicken fingers.
你看上去好像在说，儿童菜单好像没有鸡翅。
Thank you, getting your dad a tie for Father's Day, for saying I don't really know what to buy you, but I do know that you have a neck.
谢谢你，父亲节给父亲买了一条领带，你其实不知道该给父亲买什么，但我知道你有脖子。
Thank you, raptors in Jurassic Park for always looking like you're gossiping about someone at a party.
谢谢《侏罗纪公园》中的猛禽，你看上去怎么那么像在派对上和别人聊绯闻呢。
Thank you, U.S. Open trophy, for letting me know what would happen if Jeff Sessions turned into a golf prize.
谢谢美国公开赛奖杯，你让我知道了如果塞申斯变成了高尔夫奖杯，那会是什么样子。
Thank you, automatic toilets, for assuming I either want to flush right before I sit down or never.
谢谢自动马桶，你可以假设我是在使用之前想冲水，还是从来不冲水。
All right, that's...whatever you got. Thank you, Brita filter, for letting me enjoy a nice,
不管如何吧，谢谢你碧然德净水器，你让我喝上了纯净
purified glass of water after waiting only 17 years.
之水，我等这一天的到来才17年。
Almost ready, honey. Kids, hold your thirst for a second.
快好了亲爱的，等一会孩子们，一会就有水喝了。
There's a couple black pebbles in there, who cares? It's roughage. It's roughage!
里面有一些黑色的卵石，谁关心呢？那是粗粮，粗粮！
Thank you, charcoal, for letting me know what it looks like when pizza rolls die.
谢谢你木炭，你让我知道披萨卷糊了会是什么样子。
Oh, there you go. Hey, thank you. Those are my thank you notes.
这就是今天的感谢信环节。
