I remember a time when you actually had to talk to people to figure out if they were annoying or not.

And now you just see pictures of the food they post on Instagram,

and you immediately know that they're annoying.

And it's amazing how much-- you know everything is in our phones, now.

We use our phones for everything. We store people's names, numbers, addresses.

Anywhere you need to go, you can look it up on the internet.

We have everything we need right there in our phone.

So why are we still getting phone books?

That's what I want to know, right now.

I've mentioned this before.

And I'm going to mention it again, because I don't understand it, and I won't stop talking about it until they are gone.

We don't need phone books anymore.

The phone book was very useful for a long time, I agree. Right?

Most of you don't even know what a phone book is.

Every year, you get one of these in the mail, or on the street.

This is heavy. If you needed someone's number, this is what you would use to look it up.

You would have-- there was-- this is just the yellow pages right here by the way.

But it had their addresses listed, because back then, you'd have to go to someone's house to show them a picture of your food.

You couldn't just put on the phone. You could look up businesses.

If you wanted to order a pizza, you would go to the yellow pages, and there is like all kinds of ads for-- you can see.

So there were no reviews to help you find the best pizza.

That you looked at an ad, and you would just pick one from the ad.

You'd say, I'm going to go with the place that has the mascot of the Italian guy with the curly mustache,

because that seems like they're authentic.

Now we have phones, so we don't need phone books anymore.

But for some reason they keep making them.

The phone book people refuse to quit.

They're like the opposite of people who work at the White House.

They won't stop.

The phone book company obviously heard people have been complaining, because look, this is their solution.

This is-- this was delivered to my house yesterday.

At first I thought someone put my phone book in the dryer.

But no. This is their cool new design. It's lighter, it fits in your purse.

So where should we go to eat? Let's see.

Phone book people, if you're listening, let me explain something to you.

It's not the size we have the problem with.

It's the motion of the ocean. No, that's not what I meant.

They're trying to make it seem like it's not a waste of paper.

Look what it says on the bottom right.

Here it says eco-friendly size. That's great, but you know what's even eco-friendlier?

No phone book at all. Below that it says 100% recyclable.

That's because 100% of these will be recycled.

In fact, phone book company, you can do us all a favor.

You deliver your phone bills directly to the recycling center.

And then you just cut out the middleman right there.

And if you don't know where the recycling center is, it's in here you can look it up.

Look up the recycling center.

Everything that's in a phone book is already in your phone, and we have phones with us every minute of the day.

Sometimes people focus way too much on their phones, and don't pay attention to what's going on,

and this is an example of what I'm talking about.

And that was it.