I'm very happy. I'm very grateful for lots of things in my life.

We just had a break for our holiday break.

Did you have a wonderful break? A nice relaxing one?

I did, too. I had a nice relaxing break.

We had two weeks off, and Portia and I stayed home the entire time.

We didn't go anywhere. We have a house that's right on the ocean.

It's very relaxing, so we sat there and just enjoyed the ocean for, like, three or four minutes.

And then we were bored.

And Portia wanted to try paddleboarding because all these paddleboarders are out there.

And so I bought some paddleboards for Christmas,

and then Portia kept saying, yeah, but what if there are sharks out there?

Because, you know, she's scared of sharks.

And I said, there's not sharks out there. It's winter.

They're not here in the winter, and I had no idea if that was true or not.

But I paid good money for those paddleboard, and she was going to use them.

So the next day, Portia is getting ready to go out.

She was all excited, and she's carrying the big heavy board in one hand and the paddle on the other.

And I was on the porch, and she's way out there.

And she's waving or maybe she was saying, why aren't you helping?

I don't know. Anyway, she's about to head into the water,

and we noticed that there was this boat circling, this small boat with, like, seven people.

And they kept pointing, and they were leaning over the bow of the boat.

And they were just going in circles, and I mean, literally 20 feet out from the water, like, 20 feet out at most.

And it kept circling. And finally, someone on the beach went like that, and they called out, eight foot great white.

And we're like, well, that's the second worst thing you want to hear, right after our wedding has a cash bar.

But I think that-- I mean, they were seeing a great white shark eight feet right there.

And then, we're walking on the-- so Portia didn't go in.

And so we're walking on the sand a little ways, and there's another paddleboarder who'd just come in.

And we told him about it. He goes, oh yeah. Earlier today, the 11 foot came at me.

And I'm like, the 11 foot? What is that? Like, everyone knows the 11 foot?

So there's an eight foot and an 11 foot shark out there, and I'm thinking, I should've kept the tags on those paddleboard sets.

Why wouldn't I do that?

So anyway, we talked to this guy who goes out there all the time, and he said, they won't attack until they're adults.

And they're not adults until they're 12 feet long, but who's got a tape measure?

When you're out there, you're not going to just start trying to measure to see if it's 11 or 12.

And I don't even understand how the sharks even know that.

Like, I want to eat that person, but I'm only 11 foot.

I got to wait another foot and I'll get you.

But I was right, sharks are not usually in the water this time of year.

They're supposed to go to Mexico, but because of the climate change, the water is warmer.

So they have stayed there.

They're probably worried if they go to Mexico, Trump's not going to let them back in.

Sharks are smart. They know. So there's two reasons I'm telling you this story.

First, if you're swimming in the ocean in Los Angeles or in the area, be careful.

Second, if you're interested in two barely used paddleboards, I have beautiful ones for sale and I'll give you a good deal.

I do not want to swim with sharks, but they're beautiful creatures and I think we should respect them.

We shouldn't harm them.