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THE DEFINITION of a perfectionist:
完美主义者的定义：
someone who wants to go from point A to point A+.
想要从A到A+的人。
OMG! MY MOM JUST SAID ...
天啊 ！妈妈说…
In the good old days, a mother might utter something a little,
过去美好的时光里，妈妈的话可能有点
well, wacky, and only the kids would know. Now they can blab on Twitter using #momquotes.
好吧，怪怪的，但听到的只有孩子，现在他们可以在Twitter上用#momquotes分享。
Growing up, my mom would often say, "If you kids didn't cost so much,
长大了，妈妈常说：“如果孩子花费不高的话,
I could drink wine that comes out of a bottle."
我会喝瓶装酒。”
Instead of LOL, my mom will text OTAH ... for Oh That's a Hoot.
妈妈发的不是LOL而是OTAH（Oh That's a Hoot）…意思是哦，太好了。
I told my mom that I did a report on Mary, Queen of Scots, and she said, "She ruled Ireland, right?"
我告诉妈妈，我做了一份关于苏格兰女王——玛丽的报告，妈妈说，“她统治爱尔兰的，对吧?”
My mom said, "You know what I need? A selfie stick.
妈妈说：“你知道我需要什么吗？我需要一个自拍杆，
So whenever I see someone taking a selfie, I can hit them with the stick."
每当我看到有人在自拍，我就可以打他们了。”
Mom: I keep my cell phone turned off so my bill won't be too high.
妈妈：我把手机关掉，这样话费就不会太高。
Me: But how can I call you?
我：但是我怎么联系你呢？
Mom: I'll turn it on if u call.
妈妈：如果你给我打电话，我就开机。
Me: Mom, if you could have any power, what would you want?
我：妈妈，如果你有一种能力的话，你想要什么能力?
Mom: To sleep through the night without getting up to pee
妈妈：一觉睡到天亮，不用起来上厕所。
