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Let me tell you something about me and it's, it said I believe in one thing and it said children are our future.
我来说说我吧，那就是我相信孩子是我们的未来。
Which, who wouldn't believe that by the way.
我说，谁不是这么认为的呢？！
Of course, they're our future we'll die and they'll still be here.
他们当然是我们的未来，我们挂了的时候，他们还在啊。
No one should ever be arguing about that. But anyway, from time to time I like to sit a group of young people down
这是无须争论的。但无论如何，我喜欢时不时的跟一群小朋友坐在一起
To find out what they think about some extremely important questions. Unfortunately, I couldn't think of any important questions so I asked them some dumb stuff and
了解他们对一些重大问题的看法。可惜，我想不出什么重大问题，所以我问了他们一些傻问题
here's what they had to say
下面是他们要说的话
Who is the richest person in the world?
谁是世界上最有钱的人？
A pirate. A pirate? Why a pirate?
海盗。海盗吗？为什么是海盗？
Cause they had a lot of gold. That's true.
因为他们有很多金子。没错。
Who is the richest person in the world?
谁是世界上最有钱的人？
Mostly presidents. Presidents? How much the presidents make? At least a thousand a month, probably. A thousand a month? Yeah yeah they're making 12 grand a year? Yeah.
大多数的总统。总统？总统能挣到多少钱呢？一个月至少一千吧。一个月才一千？是啊，是啊，他们一年赚1万2？是的。
The actor of Batman. The actor of Batman? You know his name? Um, yeah, Bruce Wayne.
演蝙蝠侠的人。演蝙蝠侠的人？你知道他名字吗？嗯，知道，布鲁斯·韦恩（这是蝙蝠侠的真名）。
Who is the richest person in the world?
谁是世界上最有钱的人？
John Befleham. Who's that? Um, I think one of the ones that was in the Bible times. John Bethlehem?
约翰·贝弗拉姆。他是何方神圣？呃，好像是《圣经》时代的一个人。约翰·伯利恒吗？
He's the one they named the city after? Ah? Part of the Bethlehem family.
就是以他名字命名一座城市的那位？神马？伯利恒家庭的一份子。
Who is the richest person in the world?
谁是世界上最有钱的人？
I'd say my uncle. Your uncle? Why is he so rich? Cause he buys me stuff, that's... it's like a lots of money.
我认为是我叔叔。你叔叔？他怎么那么有钱呢？因为他给我买东西的要花不少钱。
Oh, really? Like what kind of stuff does he buy you? Like an iPad.
哦，是吗？他给你买了啥东西啊？比如iPad。
An iPad? And you must love him more than any of your other relatives, right?
iPad？所有亲戚中你最喜欢的肯定是他咯，对不对？
So you'd say that he's so rich and he was able to buy your love? Yeah.
所以你会说他钱多得都能买到你的爱咯？是的。
Why does it hurt when you cut yourself? When you get a cut. But it doesn't hurt when you cut your hair?
为什么剪到自己的时候会疼？就是你被剪伤的时候。而你在剪头发的时候却不疼？
Because the skin has more blood than the hair.
因为皮肤的血比头发多。
That's true. Could you imagine if when we cut our hair, blood came out of it?
没错。你能想像我们剪头发时血从里面流出来的情形么？
It's so gross, right? Yeah and funny. And funny.
很恶心，对不对？是的，也很好玩。也很好玩。
Sometimes, we don't remember. Sometimes we don't remember? Like when? like when we're drunk?
因为有时候我们不记得了。有时候我们不记得了？比如什么时候？我们喝醉了的时候吗？
Or maybe when it's Friday. When it's Friday? Maybe.
或者在周五的时候。周五的时候？也许吧。
You're saying that's why it doesn't hurt when we cut our hair? Yeah. Interesting.
你是说这就是我们剪头发的时候不疼的原因？是的。呵呵。
When people cut your hair， you just have to stay calm.
有人给你剪头发的时候，你只要保持镇静就可以了。
And just hope this is someone you can trust when you... someone cut your hair. Oh yeah, well you gotta put a lot of trust in that person, when they have a pair of scissors near your hair.
只希望给你剪头发的人是你信得过的。哦，是啊，得是你信得过的人才能在你头发上动剪刀。
Yeah, right, It will cut your hair right off, cut your nose off. You've got to be careful. Yeah.
是的，对，它一下就会剪掉你的头发，剪掉你的鼻子。你得小心才是。是的。
Why does it hurt when you cut yourself, but it doesn't hurt when you cut your hair?
为什么剪到自己的时候会疼，而你剪头发的时候却不会疼？
I don't know. And I don't even have a guess. Really? Yep. Can I please shave your head? No!
我不知道。我连猜都猜不到。不是吧？是的。我能给你剃头么？不能！
Can I shave your head? But if I shave your head then I'll shave your head. That doesn't make any sense.
我能给你剃头么？但如果我剃了你的头，那么我就给你剃头。这话说不通。
What do you mean it doesn't make any sense? Is that: if I shave your head...
什么叫这话说不通？就是那句：如果我剃了你的头……
No, you said you wanted me to shave your head and I'm saying I will shave your head. No, I said did't!
不是，你说你想要我给你剃头，而我说我会给你剃头。不是，我是说不要！
I don't want you to shave my head. Can we roll back the tape?
我不想让你给我剃头。能回放一下吗？
Can I please shave your head? Yes.
我能给你剃头吗？可以。
Yeah, you did say you want me, you did say you want me to shave your head.
看吧，你是说要我，你是说你想让我给你剃头的。
No, you. Can I get some scissors and a shaver, please.
不是，是你。请给我一把剪刀和一把剃刀。
And shave your whole body. Now, this is getting weird.
剃光你的全身。哎，越说越离谱了啊。
Well, thank you children, they are our future, you know. No arguing with that
谢谢孩子们，他们是我们的未来。这是毋庸置疑的。
