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If you guys wouldn't mind, I'd just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that okay with you, guys?
如果大家不介意，我们开始本周的感谢信环节，好吗朋友们？
James, can I get some thank-you-note-writing music, please? He's the best. Wow. Best in the biz, man. He's best in the biz, man.
詹姆斯，能给我来点感谢信背景音乐吗？他最棒了，哦哦，他是这个领域最棒的，这个领域最棒的。
Champagne James. Thank you, Attorney General William Barr, for looking like John Goodman on his first day at Hogwarts.
香槟詹姆斯，谢谢司法部长威廉·巴尔，你很像约翰·古德曼第一天出现在霍格沃茨魔法学校的样子。
I'll see anything with John Goodman. Yeah, come on. Thank you, Mueller Report, for being kind of like a hot dog.
我能从约翰·古德曼身上看到一切，没错没错，感谢穆勒报告，这份报告很像热狗。
I have no clue what's inside of you, but I know it can't be good. It's...
真的搞不清楚你里面究竟是什么，但我知道一定不怎么样，哎哎。
Thank you, ordering room service. I appreciate the fancy tray, the white napkins, and polite service.
谢谢客房服务，我特别喜欢那个好看的托盘，白色纸巾以及礼貌的服务。
But we both know that as soon as you leave, I'm gonna house this cheeseburger naked in bed.
但我们都知道当你离开以后，我会在床上赤裸着点奶酪汉堡。
Really? You're gonna house this cheeseburger naked in bed? What's your problem? What? Yeah. What? Yeah.
真的吗？赤裸着点奶酪汉堡？有啥问题？对的，啥问题，怎么了？
That's what you're doing. You're writing the thank-you notes. No....Me...
这是你的工作，是你在写感谢信，不？我？
Yeah, you personally. You are saying thank you. You're writing...You're mailing....I've seen them.
没错，就是你，是你在感谢，你在写这些，你还寄出去，我看到了。
You mail them yourself. You put stamps on them. Yeah. And you think that after I order the cheeseburger that I'm not going to...
你亲自寄出去，你还贴上邮票，没错，你认为我点了奶酪汉堡以后，我不会...
That you're not going to house it. house it naked? Yeah. You're gonna house it. You're gonna house that thing, man.
你不会留下，赤裸裸地？没错，你会留下，你会留下这个。
Yeah, I mean, I would probably house that cheeseburger. Yeah, I don't know if you do it naked in bed, though.
没错，我或许会留下奶酪汉堡，没错，我不知道你是在床上赤裸着。
No, I'd probably eat it standing up over the tray. Yeah. Exactly. So you wouldn't get it all over your sheets.
不，我或许会站在盘子上吃，没错，所以你不会撒到床单上。
Dipping it in the ketchup. Exactly. In the horse-tard. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Horseradish mustard. Yeah. Exactly. Wahala sauce.
蘸点番茄酱，没错，在草甸上，你知道我的意思吧？没错，辣根芥末，没错，问题酱。
Thank you, airport restroom, for making me master the yoga position of peeing while keeping one hand on my suitcase.
谢谢飞机场厕所，你让我学会了瑜伽动作，一边上厕所一边将手放在行李箱上。
Thank you, story about people getting sick after touching hedgehogs.
谢谢那些关于触摸完刺猬就生病的故事。
Man, if only hedgehogs had some sort of physical sign to warn us against doing that.
老天吗，要是刺猬有一些外在信号来警告人们别触摸就好了。
I can dream. Can't I? Can't I adore you. Thank you, yawning, for making me feel like I'm being yelled at in slo-mo.
我能够做梦，难道不是吗？难道不能喜欢你吗？谢谢打哈，你让我在慢镜头中感到有人冲我叫嚷。
Thank you, fruit on the bottom yogurt, for taking the world's easiest breakfast then saying,
谢谢酸奶底部的水果，这是全球最简单的早餐，然后如是说，
But what if we added an extra step? There you go. Thank you very much. Those are my thank-you notes.
但如果我们再加一步工序呢？这就是本周的感谢信环节。
