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This year, I asked my viewers to send me some of their bad holiday gifts.
今年 我让观众们给我寄来一些很糟糕的节日礼物
So I'll share them with you right now.
现在来跟大家分享一下
And this is from Sandy from Minnesota.
这个来自明尼苏达州的Sandy
She says my great aunt in Ireland always sends me perfume for Christmas.
她说我爱尔兰的伯祖母经常在圣诞节送我香水
My aunt doesn't see very well and this year's gifts was a little strange.
她的视力不太好 今年的礼物有点小奇怪
So these are the perfumes this year.
这些是她今年送的香水
And the first one-- it's several scents-- white lace and muddy grass.
第一个是 有好几种味道 白蕾丝和泥草地味儿
In case you want to smell like you fell down at your wedding.
如果你想闻起来像在婚礼上摔倒了一样 就可以喷这个
I mean what is that what?
什么玩意儿 什么？
Burnt marshmallow and leather is the next one.
下一个是焦棉花糖和皮革味儿
Leather jacket, burnt marshmallow, some one at the factory is sniffing too much perfume, I think.
皮夹克 焦棉花糖 工厂里有人香水喷多了吧
This is my favorite. This is whipped cream and microchip.
这个是我最喜欢的 是发泡奶油和微芯味儿的
It's like if you drop your iPhone in frappuccino, I guess-- we should bottle this.
就像苹果手机掉进法布基诺里的味道 我们应该把它装进瓶子里
All right, the next one is from Nina from London, England.
好 下一个是英国伦敦Nina寄来的
I was doing my holiday shopping and I came across this at TJ Maxx.
我假期购物的时候在TJ Maxx看到了这个东西
I didn't have the heart to give it as a gift so I'm sending it to you.
我实在不忍心把它当礼物送给别人 所以就寄给你吧
OK, this is-- please enjoy with me.
好 这是 跟我一起欣赏下吧
It says Facebook, and it says F, family and friends, A, attitude, C, communicate,
上面写着Facebook F是家人和朋友 A是态度 C是沟通
E, exciting, B, behave, O, oops, Oh, opportunity, K, keep in touch.
E是激动 B是表现 O是喔噢 O是机会 K是保持联系
OK, let's start from the beginning.
好 咱先从头捋一捋
Someone came up with the words for Facebook, OK?
有人想出了Facebook这个词 对吧
Someone said we got to make a word for Facebook.
有人说我们一定要给Facebook造个词
And then they thought, we should frame this.
然后他们又说 我们要把它裱起来
And then someone at TJ Maxx said we're going to buy these and we're going to sell them.
然后TJ Maxx的人说我们要把它买下来 拿去卖
Somehow Sears is going out of business?
Sears怎么就破产了呢？
TJ Maxx is OK? But it inspired me to make one of my own.
TJ Maxx还好吧？不过我受此激励 想出了自己的版本
And where is it? Do I not have it? It's under the-- Oh, OK.
在哪儿呢？我没拿吗？下面 哦 好
It's just fresh off the press. OK, here it is.
新鲜出炉的 好 是这个
Ellen-- E is for excellent, L is for lesbian, L is for lesbian, E is for entertainer-- N, oops.
Ellen E是出色的 L是女同性恋 L是女同性恋 E是艺人 N是喔噢
All right, and this next one. Michael from New York sent this in.
好 下一个 纽约的Michael寄来了这个
My mother bought these for my father several Christmases ago, but he never opened them.
几年前 我妈在圣诞节给我爸买了这个 但他从来没打开过
They're men's support socks, but I couldn't stop laughing at the name.
是男性长筒袜 但我觉得名字实在是太搞笑了
And here they are, men's support socks.
这就是 男性长筒袜
They're called Supp-hose.
名字叫Supp软管
Supp-hose, and they go with your, Not Much Britches.
Supp软管 可以配你的“不穿裤子”
Please remember to wash them, nobody likes dirty hose.
一定要记得洗哦 没人喜欢脏管子
All right, finally, this was a gift that I got from one of my viewers.
好 最后一个 这个是一位观众送我的礼物
This was sent to me from JB. That's all I know.
是JB寄给我的 就这些信息
It's very mysterious-- JB. And here it is. Aw.
很神秘哦 JB 在这儿呢 嗷
Yeah, that's what I said when I saw it. Aw.
对 我看到的时候也是这个反应 嗷
It's called Ellen and Portia, Number 10.
它叫艾伦和波西娅 第十版
He took 10 tries, but he finally got it.
他试了十次 终于成功了
He got it on number 10.
他在第十次画成了
This is one Portia and I would weave our hair together.
这是我跟波西娅把头发编在一起呢
We would-- it's actually a good portrait of Ryan Seacrest and Kelly Ripa.
我们会 如果画的是Ryan Seacrest和Kelly Ripa的话 还是很不错的
I may send it to them. It's really scary too.
我可能会送给她们 它也挺吓人的
No matter where you're standing in the room, our chins follow you.
不管你站在哪儿 我们的下巴都会盯着你
