地点：莫妮卡公寓客厅、卧室
人物：菲比，钱德勒，罗斯，瑞秋
事件：瑞秋和罗斯发生了一次很大的争吵，其他四个老友则躲在莫妮卡的卧室里不敢出来。

剧情片段
Phoebe: Should we do something?
菲比：我们是不是该做些什么？
Chandler: Yeah, never cheat on① Rachel.1
钱德勒：是啊，永远不要欺骗瑞秋。
Ross: I’m sorry, Okay? I’m sorry. I wa–I was disgusted with② myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.
罗斯：对不起，好吗？我很抱歉，我，我当时对自己的行为也感到很恶心，今天早上，我很，我很难过，然后收到你的留言，我好高兴，我一心只想赶紧把她赶出我的公寓。
Rachel: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!2
瑞秋：喔！喔，喔，等一下。你的小朋友是几点离开的？我的天啊，她在的？她那时还在你家？我在你家的时候她也在？
Ross: Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing is she meant, she meant nothing to me!
罗斯：听我说，哦，嘿，嘿，重点是，她对我来说毫无意义。
Rachel: And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship!3
瑞秋：却值得你为她破坏我们的感情！
Ross: Look, I didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up.
罗斯：那时候我不知道我们还有关系。我以为我们分手了。
Rachel: We were on a break!
瑞秋：我们只是暂时冷静一下！
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
罗斯：对我来说，那可能是一辈子，那就是分手。
Rachel: You think you’re gonna get out of this on a technicality?4
瑞秋：你想用技术性细节来脱罪吗？
Ross: Look, I’m not trying to get out of anything, Okay? I thought our relationship was dead!
罗斯：我不想逃脱什么，我以为我们的关系完了！
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of③ a time at the wake④!
瑞秋：你果然马上就去享艳福了！