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Check out this first photo. The original headline was Buttigieg holds town hall meeting.
来看看第一张照片，原标题是布蒂吉格举行市政厅议会。
Headline can definitely be improved because if you only looked a the photo,
标题一定可以改一下，因为如果你光看照片，
the headline could have been Man can't hide disappointment after getting knock-off Air Pods for Christmas.
标题可以是一名男子无法掩盖失望，因为他在圣诞收获了一个假苹果耳机。
Thank you. These aren't Air Pods. These are Hear Pods. Thanks, Grandma. There's only one of them.
谢谢，这些不是苹果耳机，这些是红果耳机，谢谢奶奶，只有一个耳机。
Check out this next photo. The original headline was Pence visits key states.
看看下一个图片，原标题是彭斯拜访了主要大州。
If you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been Local man engaged in four-hour feud with raspberry seed in his teeth.
如果你光看照片，标题可以是当地一男子用了四个小时和牙里面的草莓籽作对。
This next headline was Stock market continues historic run.
下一个标题是证券市场的历史性持续状态。
Headline could have been, Man remembers his Bank of America password on the first try. Yeah!
标题可以更改成，一男子在输入美国银行的密码时，第一次就输对了，耶耶。
Winner! This next headline was Williamson keeps running campaign.
赢家，下一个标题是威廉姆森继续竞选活动。
Headline could have been Woman waiting for friends to stop talking before she starts her karaoke song.
标题可以改成，一女子等待她的朋友闭嘴，这样她才能开始卡拉OK。
Come to my window. Up next...Come on and shine. That's a jam right there.
来到我的窗前，下一个，来吧，给我光芒，来一个即兴。
I forgot. Do you want to play it? Hit it. Come to my window.
我忘了，你们想弹吗？来吧，走到我的窗前。
Come on and shine with all the light of the moon.
来吧，给我光芒，用所有的月光。
Come to my window. I'll be home soon. Coming home, I'll be home. I'm coming home.
来到我的窗前，我会马上回家，回家，我要回家，我要回家。
Yeah, that's a party! Melissa Etheridge there.
没错，有点那个意思，玛丽莎·伊瑟莉姬在这里。
Come on, the 'ridge. Melissa Etheridge. Good voice, buddy.
来吧，很棒，玛丽莎·伊瑟莉姬，声音很棒兄弟。
Next this headline says U.S. and U.K. to negotiat free-trade deal.
下一个标题是美国和英国谈论自由贸易协定。
Headline could have been Man spots long lost brother in express lane at Trader Joe's.
标题可以是一男子在连锁超市里的快速通道发现了失散已久的兄弟。
Is that you, Marty? Marty I thought you were dead. I thought I killed you.
是你吗？玛蒂，我以为你死了，我认为你被我杀了。
Next headline was Schumer comments on impeachment.
下一个标题是舒默就弹劾一事评论。
Headline could have been Wise owl finally announce how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
标题可以是，聪明的猫头鹰终于宣布了它需要舔多久才能到棒棒糖的中央。
Three. Three. Next headline was Trump answers questions outside White House.
三次，三次，下一个标题是小特在白宫外回答问题。
Headline could have been Man goes forward with puppet show even though he forgot to bring the puppets.
标题可以是，一名男子继续木偶秀表演，即使他忘记带木偶。
And finally this headline was, Health experts warn about processed foods.
最后一个标题是，健康专家警告加工食品。
Headline could have been Lay's to add groundbreaking seventh chip to bags.
标题可以是，乐事增加了开创性的第七个薯片。
That's all the time we hav for News and Improved.
这就是新闻整改的所有内容。
