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If you guys wouldn't mind, I'd just like to write out my weekly Thank You Notes right now.
如果大家不介意，我开始本周的感谢信环节。
Is that cool with you guys? Because I got a little bit behind. Jimmy James, can I get some thank you note-writing music please?
可以吗朋友们？因为我今天进度晚了，吉米·詹姆斯，能给我来点感谢信背景音乐吗？
Wow, he's dripping. What do you think he's dripping? I think he's dripping everywhere.
哦哦，他在滴水，你为哈认为他在滴水？他滴得到处都是。
That's why I can't see him. How long has he been dripping? Well, about four hours. He better call a doctor. Call a doctor.
这就是为啥我看不见他，他滴多久了？大约四个小时了，他最好去叫医生，叫医生。
Call a doctor. Oh, wow. Thank you, Kansas City Chiefs mascot, K.C. Wolf, for looking less like a wolf
叫医生，哦哦，谢谢，堪萨斯城酋长吉祥物“堪萨斯狼”，它长得不太像狼，
and more like a New York City subway rat on bath salts. Thank you, Patrick Mahomes for having a last name
更像是纽约地铁里面的老鼠，正在洗浴盐的耗子，谢谢，帕特里克·马霍姆斯，你的姓氏
that sounds like a lame dad trying to relate to his son's friends.
听起来很像是跛脚老爸试图给儿子的朋友讲故事。
What's up, m'homes. You all ticking the tok? Hey, hey, Homes. What are you dripping? What are you dripping today, son? Hey.
怎么了霍姆斯，你们都在叮叮当当？嗨霍姆斯，你在滴答啥？你在滴答什么液体孩子？嗨。
It's Katie Holmes. Thank you, hot wings, for apparently being invented by someone
我是凯特·霍姆斯，谢谢辣鸡翅，你显然是被某人发明的，
who thought it would be a great idea to combine food that makes you eyes water with not being able to touch your eyes.
他认为将可以让你流泪的食物和无法触碰你眼睛的东西结合起来是个好主意。
You got to eat it with your fingers, too. That's awful. I don't eat them with my fingers. What do you do?
你需要用手指头吃，太糟糕了，我不用手指头吃，你怎么吃？
I put it down and eat it like a dog. Oh, you eat it like that... like it's a pie-eating contest. Yeah.
我把它放下，然后像狗一样吃，哦，你那样吃，很像是吃派竞赛一样，没错。
Like a pie-eating contest. Thank you, Super Bowl snack stadiums, for impressing everyone at the party
很像是吃派竞赛，谢谢超级碗“小吃馆”，你会让派对上的人对你印象深刻，
while also making them think, Maybe it's time for Chery to put herself back out there.
这让他们认为或许，是时候让奇瑞重新回来。
Took me 12 hours. Thank you, John Bolton, for always looking like a principal in an '80s comedy who walked past a bikini car wash.
花了我12个小时，谢谢约翰·博尔顿，你很像是80年代的喜剧片中的校长，他走过了一个奶霸洗车行。
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Double secret probation. Mr. McAfee. Now, now.
哦哦，好吧，双重秘密缓刑，麦咖啡先生，好吧，好吧。
Thank you, new movie Gretel & Hansel, for reminding me of the other famous duos:
谢谢新电影格雷特和汉塞尔，你让我想起了另一个著名的搭档，
Jerry and Tom, Garfunkel & Simon, and my all-time favorite, The Blowfish and Hootie. Love the Blowfish. Oh, love the Blowfish. Darius.
猫和老鼠，加芬克尔和西蒙，都是我最喜欢的人物，猫头鹰和河豚鱼乐队，喜欢河豚，喜欢河豚，大流士。
Thank you, Cheer on Netflix, for showing me that with hard work, determination, and perseverance,
谢谢Netflix的啦啦队，你向我证明了通过努力，决心和坚定信念，
I can watch six hours of TV in one night. I can do it. Yeah, I am still watching. Yeah, because you're not a quitter.
我一个晚上可以看6个小时电视，我可以做到，好吧，我依然在看电视，没错，因为你不是有始无终的人。
I make the moves. It's up to me when I say it's done. I'm the one making this, not you. Not you, Netflix, I'm still watching.
我采取行动，我来决定什么时候完成，只有我做这个决定，不是你Netflix，我依然在看。
Thank you, Super Bowl parties for being the final middle finger to New Year's resolutions. There you go. Those are my Thank You Notes
谢谢超级碗派对，你是打破新年决心的最后一击，就这么多，这就是感谢信环节。
