地点：莫妮卡公寓外的走廊

人物：莫妮卡，瑞秋

事件：莫妮卡警告瑞秋不要向罗斯表白。

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Monica: Rach? Can I talk to you for just a minute? I–I dropped some socks.1

莫妮卡：瑞，我能跟你谈谈吗？我掉了几只袜子。

Rachel: Yeah.

瑞秋：好。

Monica: What is the matter with you? Do you want to fall into the trap①?

莫妮卡：（瑞秋走出去到门外走廊上，莫妮卡生气地说）你吃错什么药了这是？你想要自找麻烦吗？

Rachel: Ohh! You did not drop any socks!

瑞秋：（左右环顾）哦！你根本就没有掉什么袜子！

Monica: I just ran into② Dave and he told me that you blew him off③! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I’m calling the shots④! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave!2 What the hell were you trying to do?

莫妮卡：我刚刚碰到戴夫，他说你把他打发走了！你给我听好了！我来发号施令！我要你离开罗斯，然后去找戴夫。你到底想要怎样啊！

Rachel: Well, ultimately, I was trying, I–I wanted… tell him you know, that I’m still in love with⑤ him.

瑞秋：那个，基本上，我在努力，我想要……想要告诉他，我还爱他。

Monica: What? You cannot tell him that!

莫妮卡：什么？你不能对他那样说！

Rachel: Why? Why not? People love to hear that!3

瑞秋：为什么？为什么不行？这种话喜闻乐见，大家都想听！

Monica: No. I make the decisions, and I say no.

莫妮卡：不行，这里我说了算，我说你不许这样做！

Rachel: Well, you know what, no, you do not make my decisions because …you’re fired.⑥

瑞秋：嗯，你知道吗，不行，你不能再帮我做决定了，因为……（抱臂严厉状）你被解雇了！

Monica: You can’t fire me. I make your decisions and I say, “I’m not fired!” Ha!4

莫妮卡：（倒抽一口气）你不能解雇我。你的决定都要归我管，那么我决定我自己没被解雇！哈！

Rachel: Well…

瑞秋：既然是这样……