《The Flim Flam Cider Song》歌词：

[Flim]

Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town

Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found

Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair

That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share

Ponies: [excited chattering]

[Flim and Flam]

Well you've got opportunity

In this very community

[Flam]

He's Flim

[Flim]

He's Flam

[Flim and Flam]

We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers

Traveling salesponies nonpareil

Pinkie Pie: Nonpa-what?

[Flim]

Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see

No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be

And that's a new world, with tons of cider

Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking

[Flam]

More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking

Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.

[Flim and Flam]

So take this opportunity

[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]

In this very community

[Flam]

He's Flim

[Flim]

He's Flam

[Flim and Flam]

We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers

Traveling salesponies

[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]

Nonpareil

[Flim]

I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport

[Flam]

I say, our mode of locomotion

[Flim]

And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?

[Flam]

Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same

[Flim]

But my brother and I have something most unique and superb

Unseen at any time in this big new world

[Flim and Flam]

And that's opportunity

[Flim]

Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best

[Flam]

The unbelievable

[Flim]

Unimpeachable

[Flam]

Indispensable

[Flim]

I-can't-believe-able

[Flim and Flam]

Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

Flam: What d'you say, sister?

Rarity: [faints]

[Crowd]

Oh, we got opportunity

In this very community

Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam

With your Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?

Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.

[Crowd]

Opportunity, in our community

[Flam]

Ready, Flim?

[Flim]

Ready, Flam?

[Flim and Flam]

Let's bing bang zam!

Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!

[Crowd]

Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Granny Smith interrupts]

Flim: Watch closely, my friends!

[Flam]

The fun begins!

Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!

[Flam]

Feel free to take a sneak peek!

[Granny Smith]

Now wait, you fellers, hold it!

You went and over-sold it!

I guarantee that what you have there won't compare

For the very most important ingredient

Can't be added or done expedient

And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care!

[Flim]

Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up

You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup

[Flam]

Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best

So whaddaya say then, Apples?

Care to step into the modern world

And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?

[Crowd]

Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Flim and Flam begin singing]

Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!

[Flim and Flam]

We're saying you've got

[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]

Opportunity

In this very community

He's Flim, he's Flam

We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers

Traveling salesponies nonpareil!

[Flim and Flam]

Yeah!