B: You mean it shuts off to save energy?
A: Yep. And it breathes, see!
B: It's not breathing!
A: Yes, it is. Look at the little light! It blinks off and on.
B: Jen, it's not alive...but it does look user-friendly.
A: I would look so cool carrying this around! [picking it up]
B: And you'd look so cool…dropping it!
A: Ahhhhh!