How smart are you?
你有多聪明?
I don't know. I think I'm average.
我不知道。我认为我很普通。
Did you ever take an IQ test?
你做过智商测试吗?
No, I never did. All I know is that I got A's and B's in school.
没有,我从没做过。我知道我在学校只能得A或B
I wish I was really smart.
我希望我真的很聪明。
Don't be ridiculous.
别说荒谬的话。
What do you mean?
你的意思是?
If you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.
如果你要许愿,你应该希望自己富有或有名气。
Don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?
你有没有想过超级聪明是什么样子啊?
It must be very lonely.
那一定很孤独。
Why's that?
为什么孤独?
Because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying.
因为如果你非常聪明,没有人会理解你说的话。
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