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Your Horoscopes - Week Of June 14, 2016
星座运势--2016年6月14这周
Aries | March 21 to April 19
白羊座 3.21-4.19
Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you'll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.
一旦笑声退却，聚会礼品放在一旁，猴子重又回到笼子里，你就最终有机会解释你自己的看法。
Taurus | April 20 to May 20
金牛座 4.20-5.20
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what's been wrong with you lately. That, sadly enough, takes three rocket scientists.
一个火箭科学家并不能想到你最近出了什么问题。很悲哀的是，需要三位火箭科学家。
Gemini | May 21 to June 20
双子座 5.21-6.20
There's nothing a woman remembers more vividly and completely than her very own wedding day, which for you means going straight to Plan B.
没有什么日子能比自己的婚礼日更能让女性如此生动完全的记住，对你来说就是径直选择B计划。
Cancer | June 21 to July 22
巨蟹座 6.21-7.22
All of your boy scout training will come in handy this week when you're forced to fight off three grown-men inside a darkened tent.
当你被迫在黑暗的帐篷内击退3位成年人时，你这周进行的所有童子军训练就会派上用场。
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
狮子座 7.23-8.22
Take a moment this week to reflect on the fleeting nature of love, loss, and life itself. This should give the stars enough time to deal with some actual, important shit for once.
本周找个时间去反思爱，失去和生命本身的瞬间即逝的本质。这将会给恒星仅此一次的足够时间去处理一些真正重要的事情。
Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
处女座 8.23-9.22
They say there's nothing funny about being a raging alcoholic, which is strange, as you can't seem to keep yourself from laughing hysterically about it.
人们说成为一个暴躁的酒鬼没什么好笑的，这有点奇怪，因为你自己就不能不对此歇斯底里的嘲笑。
Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
天秤座 9.23-10.22
Just when things seem to be going your way, you'll be forced to get out of bed this week.
本周当一切似乎都顺心如意时，你将被迫离开你的床。
Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
蝎子座 10.23-11.21
Nobody knows your sweet old Jeremiah as well as you do, except maybe for his secret second wife, their three grown-up children, and several high-ranking officers at the CIA.
可能除了他秘密的第二位妻子，他们三位长大了的孩子和中央情报局的几个高阶官员，没有人能和你一样了解你自己甜蜜古老的伤心事，
Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
射手座 11.22-12.21
The stars foresee a great deal of wealth and success in your future, though it's mostly just to keep themselves entertained.
恒星预见了你未来会有很多财富，获得很多成功，尽管大部分是为了娱乐它们自己。
Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
摩羯座 12.22-1.19
Your body will soon undergo a number of new and exciting changes, transforming you, little by little, into what used to once be a woman.
你的身体将很快体验到一系列新奇激动的变化，会一点点的将你改造成女性模样，你过去曾经就是这样的。
Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
宝瓶座 1.20-2.18
Turns out all those sandwiches weren't named after you, and that "Turkey With Swiss On Rye" is a rather unusual first name.
结果是并不是所有的三明治都是以你命名的，"黑麦瑞士火鸡"是个不同寻常的名字。
Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
双鱼座 2.19-3.20
By the end of the week, you'll know more about dental prostheses than you ever thought possible.
本周末尾，你对假牙的了解会比你想像的要多得多。
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