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10 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Funny
英文也有爆笑“谐音梗”！分享10个，来看看你能get到几个吧
A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative. Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereotypically told by fathers among family, either with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its overly-simplistic humor.
“dad joke”是种短笑话，通常是双关语，以一句话或问答的形式出现，但不是在讲一个故事。一般来说，“爸爸笑话”是没有恶意的，一般认为是爸爸和家人们讲的。要么是在真在开玩笑，要么就是故意地制造“冷感”。
比如说美剧《摩登家庭》里的爸爸菲尔（Phil），就经常用谐音梗讲一些冷段子，他跟家人们讲的段子，真的是名副其实的“dad joke”了。
01 What do you call a deer with no eye?
(没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)
No eye deer (No idea).
叫 无眼鹿（不知道）
02 What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
(一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么)
I will ketchup (catch up).
(我能赶上)(ketchup 蕃茄酱)
03 —I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
—26个字母我只认识25个
—why?
—为什么？
—I don't know Y (why)
—我不认识Y（我不知道为什么）（Y与why同音)
04 What do you call a bee from America?
(来自美国的蜜蜂叫什么)
A USB (US bee).
一个USB.
05 How do we count cows?
(牛用什么来数)
With a Cowculator (calculator).
(用“数牛器”)(calculator 计算器)
06 Which is faster, hot or cold?
(冷和热，哪个更快)
Hot. Because you can catch a cold.
(热更快，因为你能追上冷/会感冒 catch a cold）
07 Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”?
（为什么dark不能写成 “darc”）
Because you can’t c (see) in the dark.
(因为你在黑暗里看不见啊)
08 Why shouldn’t we give Elsa a balloon?
(为什么不能给艾莎气球)
Because she will Let It Go.
(因为她会把气球放了)(“Let It Go”: 电影Frozen的主题曲)
09 What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?
(当我问我家的狗2减2等于多少，他说了什么)
He said nothing.
(他什么也没说 / 他说什么也没有)
10 Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?
谁和你更亲近？妈妈还是爸爸？
Mom is close, because dad is farther.
妈妈更近，因为爸爸更远。（Father与Farther谐音）
