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女孩的名字 A Girl's Name
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I expl -
开心一笑:不是我的错 It's not my fault
Daughter: It's not my fault MotherMother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.女儿:不 -
开心一笑:圣诞老人才是最后的赢家!
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill -
开心一笑:关于放屁的问题
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I& -
开心一笑:难兄难弟 The Two Men
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in h -
开心一笑:我,你,她 I, You & She
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (the -
开心一笑: 蒙住金鱼的眼睛!
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom.Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold them!斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德:你想在2011-11-15 编辑:Jasmine 标签: 开心一笑
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开心一笑:历史不新鲜
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied:"no, I am teaching History."一位历史老师和他的妻子吃饭。妻子问到工作上有什么新鲜事。丈夫回答2011-11-15 编辑:Jasmine 标签: 开心一笑
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开心一笑:钥匙还是接吻? Keys or Kiss?
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various mem -
开心一笑:时间对猪的意义
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer i -
开心一笑:新宝宝 The Newborn Baby
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child. 泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子,名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。 Pat had seen babies in other peopl2011-11-11 编辑:Jasmine 标签:
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开心一笑:幸运数字5 Lucky Number 5
Frank believed that five was his special number. 弗兰克相信,5是他的幸运数。 He was born on May 5, had five children and lived at 555 East 55 Street. 他生在5月5日,有5个孩子,住在东55街555号。 At2011-11-10 编辑:Jasmine 标签:
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开心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. FBI总部的电话响了。 "Hello, is this the FBI?" “你好,是FBI吗?” "Yes it is ,What do you want ?" the voice replies. 一个声音回答说:“是的,您有什么事?” "2011-11-10 编辑:Jasmine 标签:
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开心一笑:我想我得配副眼镜
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank. 病人:“医生,我想我得配副眼镜。” 银行职员:“你当然需要!这里是银行。”2011-11-08 编辑:Jasmine 标签:
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开心一笑:吹牛大赛 比父母
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy brat. "My dad has buil...2011-11-08 编辑:Jasmine 标签:
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