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法官与小偷 The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant."That's no -
惩罚的原因 Reason of Punishment
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm -
为什么总感到口渴 Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?""No, but I am always thirsty!"一个男人对他的朋友说：我动了一2012-01-20 编辑：Jasmine 标签：
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开学了 我不喜欢新老师
George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and the -
如果我是经理 If I am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy.The teacher went to him and asked the reason."I am waiting -
开心一笑:一招区分蘑菇与毒蕈
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌）?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.年少的童子军
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开心一笑:洗苹果的有效方法
A Useful WayFather: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？ -
开心一笑:传教士买鹦鹉
A preacher is buying a parrot"Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? "asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, "the storekeeper assures him."Do you see those strings on his
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您的大衣着火了 Your Coat Is on Fire
Your Coat Is on Fire[qh]您的大衣着火了 [qh]The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it
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开心一笑:急诊 Help! Doctor
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!""Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes.""Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the mea
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我教老师 I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy:"Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?""Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."母亲问她年2012-01-09 编辑：Jasmine 标签：
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开心一笑:一切都很正常
Things Have Been Okay[qh]一切都正常[qh]A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.[qh]一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑
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开心一笑:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.[qh]一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树[qh]Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it
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开心一笑:谁在打架? Who was fighting?
Who was fighting?谁在打架？Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and J
2012-01-04 编辑：Jasmine 标签： 开心一笑
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孩子妈:再多买10个沙发, 我们就发家了!
Father: "I found $3.29 under the sofa cushions this week. If we get 10 more sofas, we can par for a year of college!"wife & children: ……爸爸：这周我在沙发下面找到3.29美元。如果我们再买十个沙发，我们
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