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开心一笑:牧师如何对付蝙蝠
Three pastors三个牧师的故事Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I&# -
开心一笑:少了一块点心的原因
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the -
开心一笑:汤姆上学迟到的原因
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校—— -
开心一笑:袋鼠到底能跳过高
The ability of the KangarooThe zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence -
孩子误吞硬币怎么办?
Keep feeding him nickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coug -
开心一笑:考试中的"一分一美元"
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. [qh]一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。[qh]Once t -
开心一笑:疯人院 The Looney Bin
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did n -
开心一笑:方向盘,刹车被盗了!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out. However, before the police investigatio -
开心一笑:怎么把口香糖取出来?
How do I get the gum out?Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping.When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and -
醉汉和盲人乞丐 A Blind Beggar
A Blind BeggarThere was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.After walking a few steps, the drun -
开心一笑:三人同舟 Three Men in a Boat
Three Men in a Boat三人同舟Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reele -
开心一笑:太黑了,我看不见
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on2012-02-03 编辑：Jasmine 标签：
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开心一笑:谁的50美分
Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.Tommy: Then I -
开心一笑:先学叫爸爸 The Choice of Word
The Choice of WordOne day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy b -
开心一笑:精明的主妇
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She was very excited, and said: "Thatll be terrific! Since one stove can save half
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