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开心一笑:全球变暖的真正原因
I don't know what causes global warming, but I've noticed it always gets a lot warmer when I pee.啥是影响全球变暖的原因，偶是不懂滴~不过，每次我在尿尿时，的确感到周围有那么一些变暖了…… -
开心一笑:先生,我们9点关门
"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?""no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."服务员，用餐者不耐烦地叫道，我必须整晚坐在这儿挨饿吗？不，先生，我们9点关 -
母鸡的腿为什么那么短?
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？父亲：你真笨。 -
经营婚姻:你管小事,我管大事!
Contented Married LifeA man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones, so we never i -
结婚的成本 The cost of marriage
The cost of marriageA little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."婚姻的成本一个小男孩问他的父亲，爸 -
让交警为之崩溃的一次驾驶
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleas -
我可以干得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower
I Could Do It SlowerPatient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?Dentist: Fifty dollars.Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.我 -
开心一笑:热情好客的小男孩
So Hospitable the boy is!The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with2012-03-05 编辑：Jasmine 标签： 开心一笑
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开心一笑:谁欠谁钱 Who Owes the Money
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my st -
开心一笑:一名伟人 A Great Man
A Great ManTeacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.一名伟人老师：如果莎士比亚还 -
开心一笑:时间对猪有什么意义?
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads， see how the farms looked， and farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard， hold -
开心一笑:没问题 No Problem
No ProblemA bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.How can I help you? asked the stylist.I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair loo -
开心一笑:超速的理由 Excuse for Speeding
Excuse for SpeedingHarry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get -
开心一笑:新西兰的气候是什么样的?
The Climate of New ZealandTeacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?Matthew: Very Cold, sir.Teacher: Wrong.Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!新西兰的气候老 -
开心一笑:逼真的戏剧 Real Play
Real PlayWhen I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique.After
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