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埋在花园里的枪 Guns Buried in the Garden
An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden -
临死者最爱吃的小甜饼 Favorite Cookies
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and -
您的大衣着火了 Your Coat Is on Fire
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was -
班级、情人和蠢驴 Class, Lass and Ass
Class, Lass and Ass班级、情人和蠢驴Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomor -
到底是绳子还是公牛 Rope or Ox
Rope or Ox? 绳子还是公牛？ The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I -
我可以干得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower
I Could Do It Slower我可以干得慢一些Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?病人：拔一颗牙收费多少？Dentist: Fifty dollars.牙医：50美元。Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' -
终身保修 Lifetime Warranty
Lifetime Warranty 终身保修 After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin hed originally wanted. So we -
我要让她发疯 I Want Her to go Nuts
I Want Her to go Nuts我要让她发疯Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.福林 -
三个牧师的故事 Three pastors
Three pastors 三个牧师的故事 Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church -
传教士买鹦鹉 A preacher is buying a parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot一个传教士在买鹦鹉Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.“你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗？”传教士问。Oh, absolutely. Its a religious parr -
请朋友吃饭 Friend for Dinner
Friend for Dinner请朋友吃饭Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, -
第四元素 The Fourth Element
The Fourth Element第四元素Teacher: What are the four element of nature?老师：自然界的四大元素是什么？Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。Teacher: And what? Just thi -
拳击和赛跑 Boxing and Running
Boxing and Running拳击和赛跑Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, -
Make your fortune 计划你的将来
Make your fortune计划你的将来2012-06-06 编辑：Hepburn 标签： fortune experience
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疯人院 The Looney Bin
The Looney Bin疯人院Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted,2012-06-06 编辑：Hepburn 标签： the insane asylum Looney Bin
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