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开心一笑:三人同舟 Three Men in a Boat
Three Men in a Boat三人同舟Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reele -
开心一笑:太黑了,我看不见
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on2012-02-03 编辑:Jasmine 标签:
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开心一笑:谁的50美分
Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.Tommy: Then I -
开心一笑:先学叫爸爸 The Choice of Word
The Choice of WordOne day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy b -
开心一笑:精明的主妇
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She was very excited, and said: "Thatll be terrific! Since one stove can save half -
法官与小偷 The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant."That's no -
惩罚的原因 Reason of Punishment
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm -
为什么总感到口渴 Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?""No, but I am always thirsty!"一个男人对他的朋友说:我动了一2012-01-20 编辑:Jasmine 标签:
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开学了 我不喜欢新老师
George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and the -
如果我是经理 If I am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy.The teacher went to him and asked the reason."I am waiting -
开心一笑:一招区分蘑菇与毒蕈
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌)?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.年少的童子军 -
开心一笑:洗苹果的有效方法
A Useful WayFather: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀? -
开心一笑:传教士买鹦鹉
A preacher is buying a parrot"Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? "asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, "the storekeeper assures him."Do you see those strings on his -
您的大衣着火了 Your Coat Is on Fire
Your Coat Is on Fire[qh]您的大衣着火了 [qh]The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it -
开心一笑:急诊 Help! Doctor
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!""Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes.""Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the mea
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