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One Engine Left 只剩一个引擎
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have -
开心一笑:小学生的逻辑推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic."Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balanc -
开心一笑:睡前祷告 bedtime prayer
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不 -
开心一笑:不能回答的问题
This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses.这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。One witness rath -
开心一笑:十大经典店铺口号
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浪费还是节约 Waste or Save
Waste or SaveFather: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?浪费还是节约父亲： -
Which part? 哪一部分?
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你活不成了 You're Not Going to Make it
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. -
开心一笑:不小心咬破了自己的舌头
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"“是的，宝贝”，她回答说，“你问 -
开心一笑:迷上wifi的小鸟
He's got wifi.他连上wifi了…… -
开心一笑:双语城市 Bilingual City
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded."This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.""But, Monsieur, C s -
开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon.Horrified, the manager came r -
开心一笑:承诺的结果 The consequences
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能做到。你上学期一直 -
开心一笑:错献殷勤 Not Funny
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have -
开心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have
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