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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:传教士买鹦鹉
A preacher is buying a parrot"Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? "asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, "the storekeeper assures him."Do you see those strings on his2012-01-12 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:精明的主妇
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She was very excited, and said: "Thatll be terrific! Since one stove can save half2012-01-31 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 如果我是经理 If I am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy.The teacher went to him and asked the reason."I am waiting2012-01-18 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:一切都正常
Things Have Been Okay[qh]一切都正常[qh]A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.[qh]一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑2012-01-06 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:先学叫爸爸 The Choice of Word
The Choice of WordOne day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy b2012-02-01 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:谁的50美分
Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.Tommy: Then I2012-02-02 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:三人同舟 Three Men in a Boat
Three Men in a Boat三人同舟Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reele2012-02-07 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 醉汉和盲人乞丐 A Blind Beggar
A Blind BeggarThere was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.After walking a few steps, the drun2012-02-08 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 孩子误吞硬币怎么办?
Keep feeding him nickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coug2012-02-17 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:袋鼠到底能跳过高
The ability of the KangarooThe zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence2012-02-20 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:怎么把口香糖取出来?
How do I get the gum out?Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping.When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and2012-02-10 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:疯人院 The Looney Bin
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did n2012-02-15 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:新西兰的气候是什么样的?
The Climate of New ZealandTeacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?Matthew: Very Cold, sir.Teacher: Wrong.Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!新西兰的气候老2012-02-27 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:谁欠谁钱 Who Owes the Money
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my st2012-03-02 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:汤姆上学迟到的原因
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校——2012-02-21 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:少一块点心的原因
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the2012-02-22 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:没问题 No Problem
No ProblemA bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.How can I help you? asked the stylist.I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair loo2012-02-29 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:逼真的戏剧 Real Play
Real PlayWhen I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique.After2012-02-24 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 我可以干得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower
I Could Do It SlowerPatient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?Dentist: Fifty dollars.Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.我2012-03-06 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:让交警崩溃的一次驾驶
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleas2012-03-07 编辑：jasmine
