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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:迷上wifi的小鸟
He's got wifi.他连上wifi了……2012-04-10 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:不小心咬破了自己的舌头
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"“是的，宝贝”，她回答说，“你问2012-04-11 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 你活不成了 You're Not Going to Make it
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.2012-04-12 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 哪一部分? Which part?
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[他她话题] 开心一笑:吝啬鬼的聚会 The Mean Man's Party
The Mean Mans PartyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with yo2012-04-17 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 浪费还是节约 Waste or Save
Waste or SaveFather: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?浪费还是节约父亲：2012-04-16 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:不能回答的问题
This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses.这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。One witness rath2012-04-24 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:睡前祷告 bedtime prayer
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不2012-04-25 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:小学生的逻辑推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic."Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balanc2012-04-26 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] One Engine Left 只剩一个引擎
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have2012-04-27 编辑：Jasmine
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[时事新闻] 开心一笑:生孩子与工作的巧合
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins."The man said "2012-05-14 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 闷骚狗与腹黑猫的生活笔记
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary....摘自一只狗的生活日记……8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!上午8点-狗粮！我的最爱！9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!上午9点30分-兜风！我的最爱！9:402012-05-07 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:罗浮宫着火,现救那幅画?
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question:2012-05-08 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:他真是一个大人物
He is really somebody! " My uncle has 1000 men under him.""He is really somebody. What does he do?""A maintenance man in a cemetery. "他真是一个大人物！“我叔叔下面有1002012-05-04 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 寻找伴侣 Looking For A Companion
Looking for a companionA bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "Back came the2012-05-10 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:女儿的音乐课是一笔财富
Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.John: How is that?Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price. 杰克：我女儿的音乐课对我来说就是一笔财富呀。约2012-05-22 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:一封感谢信 A Thank-you Note
Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers."Thank you very much for your help,&quo2012-05-24 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:失物招领广告一则 An Ad
After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home, my husband composed an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper. It read: "A pu2012-05-23 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:上帝的一秒钟与一百万
A man goes to church and starts talking to God.He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to y2012-05-15 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:我的爸爸更加强壮!
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man.威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the2012-05-21 编辑：Jasmine
