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[开心一笑] 结婚的成本 The cost of marriage
The cost of marriageA little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."婚姻的成本一个小男孩问他的父亲，爸2012-03-09 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:时间对猪有什么意义?
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads， see how the farms looked， and farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard， hold2012-03-01 编辑：Daisy
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:一名伟人 A Great Man
A Great ManTeacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.一名伟人老师：如果莎士比亚还2012-03-01 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:热情好客的小男孩
So Hospitable the boy is!The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with2012-03-05 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:超速的理由 Excuse for Speeding
Excuse for SpeedingHarry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get2012-02-28 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:考试中的"一分一美元"
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. [qh]一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。[qh]Once t2012-02-16 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:牧师如何驱赶蝙蝠
Three pastors三个牧师的故事Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. Iߜ-02-23 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 经营婚姻有道:你管小事,我管大事!
Contented Married LifeA man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones, so we never i2012-03-12 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 母鸡的腿为什么那么短?
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？父亲：你真笨。2012-03-16 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:先生,我们9点关门
"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?""no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."服务员，用餐者不耐烦地叫道，我必须整晚坐在这儿挨饿吗？不，先生，我们9点关2012-03-19 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:全球变暖的真正原因
I don't know what causes global warming, but I've noticed it always gets a lot warmer when I pee.啥是影响全球变暖的原因，偶是不懂滴~不过，每次我在尿尿时，的确感到周围有那么一些变暖了……2012-03-21 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:打猎的技巧 About Hunting
Two Russian hunters meet."I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, "says Ivan. "Look at the hide!""How do you find such huge bears? "Sergei asks."Easy, "says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle.2012-03-23 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:坚持不懈是一种美德
Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I2012-03-27 编辑：jasmine
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[四级阅读综合辅导] 英语四级阅读:不要随便喝别人的酒
A man is sitting at the bar.He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time， when a big burly man walks up behind him and says： Well， if you don'2012-03-31 编辑：Daisy
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:你爸爸帮你做作业了吗?
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.[qh]一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。[qh]The teacher was very pleased-and rat2012-03-29 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 你爷爷 Nobody, Just your grandfather
A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:"Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy,2012-03-22 编辑：jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have2012-03-30 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon.Horrified, the manager came r2012-04-01 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:承诺的结果 The consequences
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能做到。你上学期一直2012-04-01 编辑：Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:双语城市 Bilingual City
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded."This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.""But, Monsieur, C s2012-04-08 编辑：Jasmine
