Mike: Wow you guys must find this civil ore stuff pretty interesting to stay 5mins late.
Mr. Tenneco: I believe I just did an involuntary fandangle.
Mike: Yea Mr. Tenneco how can I help you.
Mr. Tenneco: Actually I wanted to speak to your father.
Mike: Sorry, I was just showing the class that history is full of surprises.
Mr. Tenneco: Originally, but anyways I can't seem to locate your father anywhere.
Mike: Well he's with my mom they're in Washington, my moms giving a speech on consumer rights.
Mr. Tenneco: oh, something has come up regarding Luke Broward.
Mike: Anatomy.
Mr. Tenneco: oh.
Mike: Look Mr. Tenneco when it comes to Luke I'm pretty much second in command so maybe I can help.
Mr. Tenneco: Don't tell me. The physics of trajectory.
Mike: No. they just don't like you. What about Luke?
Mr. Tenneco: The bureau of child welfare has located Luke natural father George Bower he's come to New York.
Mike: Really?
Mr. Tenneco: And he wants he son back.
Carol: Oh look here's a revival of Macbeth its Shakespeare you'll love it.
Chrissy: I'd rather see this one .
Carol: 'It's raining guts' I'm not going to take you to see some gory disgusting slasher movie.
Chrissy: Is either that one or bambi does Dallas.
Carol: Ok guts it is.
Ben: Yes Ladies and Gentlemen Ben Sever has entered the building, yes thank you thank you hide the kids and lock up the goods.
Mike: Hey thank goodness your home, hey listen I need to talk to you about Luke.
Ben: What?
Mike: About Luke.
Ben: What?
Mike: About Luke.
Luke: What? I thought I heard somebody call me.
Mike: No we were just singing 'look at me I'm a as helpless as a kitten up a tree' come on Ben.
Luke: Ok.
Mike: Ben listen to me Luke's father is in town and he wants him back.
Ben: Why didn't you tell him?
Mike: Ben I can't just tell him. I mean the father leaves when he is two years old and doesn't show his face for 13 years, I'm not handing Luke over to this guy until I know he's absolutely perfect.
Ben: You better call dad.
Mike: Don't you think I already tried that there is no one at the hotel named Sever.
Ben: Well then you'd just have to wait till they get back.
Mike: Ben I can't wait till they get back, his father can show up and take Luke away any second and I have no idea how to find out anything about this guy.
Ben: I do. Luke!
Mike: What are you doing? You can't just ask him you have to be very suttle about these kind of things.
Ben: Mike wants to know all about your dad.
Luke: My dad.
Ben: It's ok, he's all yours.
Luke: What about my dad?
Mike: Well ah do you remember anything about him?
Ben: How could he, you just said the guy skipped out when he was two.
Luke: Well I don't know much all I know is he was involved in some kind of government work.
Ben: Really? Like what are we talking about here , C.I.A., F.B.I., U.S.D.A.?
Mike: Yea, the man was an undercover meat inspector. So your dad he never made contact with you after all these years?
Luke: Well he was some kind of secret agent he was hiding with some witness relocation thing, he was trying to protect mom and me but I know someday he'll come back for me.
Ben: Maybe sooner than you think.
Luke: Could we talk about this later, I'm in the middle of a Godzilla movie his got Tokyo between his toes.
Mike: Ben what am I going to do, I mean if he finds out his dad is in town he going to go straight to him he idolize him.
Ben: Hey if our dad was a secret agent I'd idolize him to.
Mike: Get out of here you heavy metal door stop. I would see how I can deal with this by myself. Ben Ben would you play that someplace else I'm trying to make a phone call here.
Ben: You move duff burger you're on a space phone, mom and dad are gone and for once I could play as loud as I want.
Mike: You want loud, here is loud.
Ben: You killed my amp.
Mike: Ah hi may I speak with George Bower please.
Jason: I really wish you could come with me today Maggie I hate being the only man on the wives tour.
Maggie: Well I'm sorry sweetie I've got meetings all morning and I give my speech this afternoon.
Jason: I don't know if I could stand another day of shopping and fashion shows and by the way those earrings are way to large for day wear.
Maggie: Well I guess you would just have to bit the bullet and put in another days with the ladies, speaking of which what's on the agenda?
Jason: Well highlights are the white house tour lunch at the Smithsonian and oh a complete makeover at lady be lovely.
Maggie: Who could ask for an evening more?
Jason: Don't mock me Maggie if this wasn't for you it would be down right humiliating.
Maggie: Well now you know how the other half lives, what about al those time I've gone with you to the psychiatric conventions.
Jason: You never told me you didn't like the paranoids seminar.
Maggie: I was afraid to. You've reached the voicemail for room 507. Maggie Malone is in a conference and Jason Seaver is in waterproof I like 7 hours.
Mike: Oh, please, please, please. Don't be George.
Iris: Be right with you George.
Mike: Excuse me George. My my my my…
George2: Wow big guy we have to salt that puppy down before it stains, Iris we need a couple of more napkins and ah make sure my compadre here gets a fresh slice of that Boston cream pie.
George1: I hate Boston.
George2: Ok partner we got you covered for dry cleaning or a new shirt if the spirit moves you got to fly big buddy catch you later on a midnight …
George1: ah shut up.
George2: Ten full.
Mike: Oh thank you very much but I still have to talk to that guy.
George2: Not unless you want a belly button on both sides I'm the George you want you're Mike right?
Mike: Yea you're George Bower.
George2: Know and respected where ever hardworking men on the road stop to catch their breath and drink.
George1: I said shut up.
George2: Lock that coffee, sit down.
Iris: Coffee made a fresh pot yesterday.
Mike: Ah no thanks.
George2: Sweetie pie you have got the most set of breath taking gorgeous pair of hands I've ever seen. You didn't bring my boy did you, you wanted to check me out first.
Mike: Breath taking pair of hands, Does that kind of lines really work?
George: Oh from two sons to two pillow, here check out my brude.
Mike: Wow these are all Luke's brothers and sisters?
George: Half brothers and sisters, don't get me wrong I tried like heck to marry each and everyone of there mama's so help me god.
Mike: What stopped you?
George: There is something out there on that stretch of black between city and town that's bigger than life itself the feel of the wind on your cheeks says your hearts pumping to the sun drenched extercy of freedom sometimes you just have to scream out loud to wonder because it's hurts so good. You know what I'm saying.
Mike: Sure I, kinda like when you eat ice cream to fast. Ah it doesn't really sound like you need a kid to tie you down.
George: Oh maybe these other little puppies might be a problem but Luke's my first born it's time for him to get out and scratch his name across the sky.
Mike: Look I don't think you understand, look Luke's in school now and Luke's got friends.
George: I'm going to teach Luke things he can't learn inside four walls he's going to make friends all over this country.
Mike: I don't know.
George: Look Luke's is my son either you bring him to me or I get an attorney, either way I get him so have me back here by 7:30 tonight and we get to stay buddies.
Luke: Hey Mike where were you said you'd be back before lunch. Hey what's that all about?
Mike: I just wanted to give you a hug you little huckle head.
Luke: Mike if you trying to thank me for doing your math homework I rather have money.
Mike: Hey come on, can't a guy walk in and give another guy a hug without everybody getting the heebie-jeebies.
Luke: No.
Chrissy: Nooooooo no.
Mike: Hey hey hey hey what's the matter?
Chrissy: Mike be honest will you go to the movies dressed like this?
Mike: Nope, pettie coats makes me look hippy.
Chrissy: Carol did this she made me look like a geek.
Mike: Well hey consider yourself luck you should of seen what she use to do to Ben.
Chrissy: Boy am I bummed.
Mike: Yea me too.
Carol: Ready precious?
Mike: Hey carol I really need your help.