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Ben: See you later dad, I'm going to the movies with Kenny.
Jason: Ben what did I tell you to do the last time you and I had a serious talk
Ben: Hmm wait till I'm married.
Jason: No!! Rake the leaves.
Ben: Oh come on dad, Handy man Bob is guaranteed to be the bloodiest horra movie of all time, you don't barff you don't pay.
Jason: You have seen it five times.
Ben: Ah not without barffing.
Jason: Great. Sweetheart where have you been, mary the tire king opened it's doors an hour ago .
Maggie: I was picking up a vacuum cleaners to test for my column.
Jason: Come on everybody who get to the tire store before noon, gets free lug nuts .
Maggie: Maybe we should put on fake mustaches and go back twice .
Jason: Come on Ben I want you to take these vacuum back for your mother and rake the leaves .
Ben: Carry the boxes, rake the leaves, sweep the beach, maybe you would like the house moved a little bit to the left too.
Kenny: Hey Ben let's jam, we don't want to miss handy man bob hot grooving that old lady to her rocker .
Ben: I can't my dads making me rake these stupid leaves.
Kenny: So use one of those, move the holes from the intake to the exhaust and it's a blower.
Ben: I can't touch my moms' vacuums, they're for a column.
Kenny: To bad cause you're going to miss the part where handy man bob blow the interlation up that guys nose .
Ben: Oh God I love that seen, but no .
Kenny: OK. But I'll save you a sit in case you get smart .
Ben: Use it as a blower, I could do that, it would be wrong. Blow hart two Ben's revenge, take that you crunchy little leaves, ha ha ha look at them run. Uh huh the queens fear rode, want a taste of this your majesty. You can roll queeny but you can not hide. Oops.
Ben: Ok let's not panic, maybe it wouldn't be so bad, maybe mom will understand.
Maggie: This is my career you're messing with, your grounded till your 20.
Ben: Maybe I better tell dad, he's not so emotional.
Jason: Ben I'm going to break your neck .
Ben: Would you hurry it up, my folks will be home anytime second.
Kenny: Don't be bugging, precision work takes time.
Ben: You still mad at me for jaragging you out of the movie.
Kenny: Yea right in the middle of my favorite seen where handy man bob strips and vanishes the mayor, don't, plug it in.
Ben: Alright.
Kenny: Great, and for future reference the tornado vac is not used as a floatation device .
Ben: Oh no, it's my folks quick, help me get it back in the box .
Maggie: I can't believe you bought four factories of regular tires.
Jason: Maggie a little shimmy is perfect natural of new tires .
Maggie: Jason the rear view mirror fell of. Hi guys .
Jason: Hey Ben you did a great job in the yard .
Ben: Thanks, Kenny grabbed a rake and pitched in .
Jason: How? We only have one rake .
Ben: We made another .
Jason: You made a rake?
Ben: Technically Kenny made it, he was a boy scout .
Kenny: Yea I got my mirth badge in rake making .
Jason: Hey I gotta see this rake .
Ben: No, I mean you can't .
Kenny: Biodegradable.
Ben: Yea, and it's gone now, well Kenny has to leave and I have to make sure he does.
Maggie: A rake making mirth badge? Don't you find that just a little bit suspicious .
Jason: Maggie we left Ben alone here, the house is still standing, there are no police helicopters circling above, I say we came out ahead.
Luke: Mick I need to talk you got a second?
Mike: Yea sure.
Luke: Well it's kinda private.
Mike: Hey Carol, get out .
Carol: No way, I'm studying and all my books are here. Mike I could give you a witty verbal retort you wouldn't understand, so let me put it in terms you're capable of comprehending .
Mike: Alright Luck my boy so tell me what's the problem
Luke: Well, there is this girl at school named Suez Maxwell and I think kinda sort of like her .
Mike: Yea, kinda sort of, what does that mean?
Luke: Well she makes me sweat in places I didn't know I had glands .
Mike: Well then there is a choice you either go out with her or dehydrate .
Luke: I can't ask her out .
Mike: Well why not, what's the problem?
Luke: Me ah, I've never had a date before .
Mike: Really you've never.
Luke: Yea that's right I'm 15 and I never had a date, when you live on the streets you don't go out, you are out .
Mike: But so what, I mean, Ben says you're a pretty popular guy on campus.
Luke: Sure, if I'm just hanging, but if I go out with Suez I'll have to talk about myself. " know Suez I think I'll missed the homecoming dance, I believe that was the night I was looking through the dumpster for shoes".
Mike: Now listen, girls are fragile creators anyway, so if you think that she's not ready to hear the whole story then don't tell it to her .
Luke: Well how do I get around it?
Mike: Keep bring the conversation back to her, unlike guys girls love to talk about themselves .
Carol: Excuse me, I beg to defer, I am nothing like that and further more I would never.
Mike: See what I mean.
Luke: Mike I really like Suez .
Mike: Well then do yourself a favor go call her.
Luke: Now?
Mike: No! when she celebrate her 15th birthday .
Carol: Girls are fragile creators. Mike you know absolutely nothing about relationships .
Mike: Oh well I know I have Kate and you have air .
Carol: Listen socket head all I know is if he follows your advice he's going to get hurt .
Luke: Mike, she said yes, we're going to the hooky dooky frozen yogurt parley.
Mike: Alright, when?
Luke: I'll be right back .
Chrissysie: Here is daddy blowing ball, be careful it's heavy.
Maggie: Good honey, because the people who make this tornado vac claim it can pick one up.
Ben: Hey hey, so you're testing out that brand new, never used before tornado vac.
Maggie: Uh huh, ok everybody watch your feet, sweetheart put it out here ok one, two, three.
Ben: Oh oh.
Maggie: I knew it, one more fraudulent claim exposed by Maggie Malone, consumer watch dog.
Ben: Well that's a dumb test, when was the last time you said, gee I better vacuum this carpet is full of blowing balls.
Maggie: Ben this may seem like a joke to you but my column is very serious business, when a manufacture lies to a consumer it is my job to tell the consumer the truth no matter who gets hurt, ok Chrissysie dump this ash on the test carpet.
Ben: Great.
Maggie: I knew it this is a over price piece of junk and I'm going to say so in my column .
Ben: Couldn't tornado vac get mad and sue you?
Maggie: Let them, I'm just telling the truth and the truth makes me invincible, in fact I dare them to sue me for every penny we've got .
Ben: Get Kenny now
Suez: Sorry about tonight, that's the last time I make Ben recommend a movie, never look at a belt sander the same way again, so tell me about yourself.
Luke: Myself?
Suez: Yea where were you before do we hi.
Luke: I was on this sea.
Suez: On the sea.
Luke: Aww yea, my dad owes a yacht .
Suez: Wow yacht, how big is it?
Luke: Well you know the usual size for a yacht.
Suez: Like 50ft .
Luke: Bingo and it's a real beauty but it's not as beautiful as your hair which is shiny as the napkin dispenser.
Suez: You know this is so amazing we have a lot in common .
Luke: We do?
Suez: My dad was on the Americans cup team, so I started sailing before I could walk .
Luke: I…I did not know that .
Suez: Have you ever been Regina?
Luke: No.I was race party running.
Suez: That's boat race.
Luke: I looking you make my heart race.
Suez: You don't know one thing about sailing do you?
Luke: With floats.
Suez: That's what I though, why are you lying to me?
Luke: Because of who I really am, have you ever heard of the country of Malgravia?
Suez: No.
Luke: Well what if I tell you you were looking at the crowned prince in exile.
Suez: I'd say goodnight sweet prince.
Chrissy: I hate Teddy Bowen, he threw my jacket in the mud.
Maggie: Well I sounds to me that he likes you .
Chrissysy: If he likes me anymore I'm going to look like the swap thing.
Maggie: Tell you what, let me put this in to soak and then you can help me test the tornado vac.
Chrissysy: Oh no!
Maggie: No chirsy, I return the first machine and got a brand new one to test.
Chrissy: I'd like to help but I think I'm due for a nap .
Ben: Good it's still here, Kenny yesterday this thing wouldn't pick up dust. you've got to give it some juice .
Kenny: No problem, ok see that panel over there that says "do not open".
Ben: Yea .
Kenny: Open it, and you see that spring that says "do not touch".
Ben: Ahww.
Kenny: Don't touch it, one minor adjustment and I can double the power .
Ben: Mom!
Maggie: I thought you guy were going to the mall?
