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Boy,what are these words?
孩子 到底都哪七个词?
Write them down
写下来
When I was writing these words down
当我写的时候
I realized they were more silly than dirty
我忽然发现这些词真是愚蠢至极
You said this?!
你说这些了?!
Look at this
看看这个
I never even say this
我都没说过
Why would you say this?!
你为什么要说这些?!
I was trying to be funny
我只是想变得风趣点儿
Oh,you're gonna feel mighty funny when I beat the...
等我打的你说第一个词之后
number one out of you
你会觉得更有趣的
Look,they're the seven words you can't say on TV
看 这7个是不能在电视上说的词
Where does it say you can say 'em in school?
难道就能在学校说了吗?
And why would you think that something like this is funny anyway?
你为什么觉得这些就是有趣的呢?
It's no worse than Redd Foxx
这不比Redd Foxx的笑话差啊
Where did you hear Redd Foxx? Here
你在哪儿听到的Redd Foxx? 这儿
What do you mean "here"?
这儿是什么意思?
A few nights ago y'all were playing the records and I heard it
就是那天晚上你们放唱片的时候我听见的
Some parents would blame themselves not mine???
有些家长会因此责怪自己 我的除外
Who is this anyway?
你到底是听谁说的这个?
George Carlin
George Carlin
George Carlin from Car Wash?
洗车的George Carlin?
Yeah
对啊
No wonder his part in that movie was so small
怪不得他的戏份那么少呢
If he'd have said anything else they wouldn't have been able to put it out
要是他再多说两句估计那片子就不能播了
I'm sorry
对不起
Chris,if you're interested in comedy that's fine Chris
你喜欢喜剧是好事儿
but some things are not appropriate for your age
不过有些东西不适合你这个年纪
Just because we listen to Redd Foxx don't mean you're supposed to
我们听Redd Foxx 并不能说明你就能听
There's a reason why we waited for you to go upstairs and fall asleep
我们等你们上楼睡觉之后再听是有原因的
You can't understand comedy like this
你理解不了那样的喜剧
I understood it
我能理解
You understood which one?
你理解哪个了?
All of them
都能理解
The one about the lady with the funny lips?
女人的嘴唇长的很可笑的那个?
Yeah
对
The one about making sandwiches?
做三明治的那个?
Yeah
对
The one about the black sheep?
黑羊的那个?
Yeah
对啊
The one about the Fukawi Indian?
Fukawi印第安人的那个?
Yeah
对
Boy,where did you learn all of this?
孩子 你从哪儿知道这些的?
I don't know I just picked it up
不知道 就是能理解呗
Chris,look,the point is this is not comedy for children
Chris 看 问题是 这不是儿童喜剧
Next time I find out you're telling these type of jokes
如果下次我发现你再讲这种笑话
you're gonna get more than suspended
就不是休学的问题了
You done?
你说完了?
Yeah,why?
是啊 怎么了?
'Cause as far as I'm concerned
因为据我所知
this time is next time
这已经是下一次了
Number three...!
第..三..个..词!
