I am a very lucky woman.
我是个非常幸运的女人
I have a wonderful family,
我有个幸福的家庭
a beautiful home.
美丽的家
There's nothing that I would change.
简直没有我想改变的地方
I hate the dog butler.
我恨死那个狗管家了
I keep forgetting it's there. And every time it happens,
我总忘记它的存在 每次迎面撞上
it scares me all over again.
都把我吓得半死
Sometimes, at night,
有时候深更半夜的
I think it's the devil.
我觉得那就是魔鬼
El diablo.
鬼呀
Barkley? He's hilarious.
巴克利 他超好笑的
I was in Vegas last month and I was winning.
我上个月去维加斯 赢了不少钱
And I thought, I could do the usual,
然后我就想 我可以像往常那样
be a chump, give the money back to the casino,
当个笨蛋 再把钱吐回给赌场
or I could do something smart
或者我可以做点明智的事
and buy something for myself at the casino store.
在赌场商店为我自己买点东西
He's already a family favorite.
他已经是全家人的最爱了
Rub his chin, a little under there. He likes that.
抚摸他的下巴 再往下一点 他喜欢那样
There you go. Beautiful. There you go.
好了 超帅的 太上镜了
He's a dog and a butler. I mean, who couldn't love him?
他是条狗 也是个管家 谁会不爱他