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Fixing the table.
修桌子
All done.Look at that.
搞定 看看
Julius.
Julius
Did you fix that flat tire?
你修好破了的轮胎没?
Good as new.
和新的一样
Did you fix that noise yet?
你解决吵闹问题了没?
Quiet as a mouse.
安静的象老鼠一样
Here,hold this for me.
这里 帮我拿一下
I don't think duct tape is gonna fix that,Mr. Julius.
我觉得胶布可修不好管道 Julius先生
Why don't you just call the umber?
你干吗不打电话给水管工?
For $25 an hour?
25美元一小时的?
I don't think so.
我可不想
I know what to do.
我知道怎么办了
In order to exact the perfect revenge,
为了准确实施完美的报复
I decided I should consult some experts.
我决定去咨询一些专家们
If I was you,I'd move onto his block
如果我是你 我会搬到他住的那一区
and take a dollar from him every day for the rest of his life.
然后在他以后的日子里 每天向他要一美元
Let me hold a dollar.
给我一美元
You could slash his tires,pour sugar in his gas tank,
你可以划破他的轮胎 把糖倒进他的油箱里
put bleach on his clothes,give his wife a bad perm.
在他衣服上放漂白剂 给他老婆烫个糟糕的发型
Revenge?
报复?
Success... the best revenge.
做成功人士...最好的报复
My mother didn't say Drew couldn't wear his graduation gown.
我妈妈没说Drew不能穿他的毕业袍
She just said she didn't want to see him wearing it.
她只是说她不想看到他穿着而已
So when she wasn't around,he watched TV in it...
所以当她不在的时候 他穿着它看电视...
he played sports in it...
他穿着它做运动...
He got ready for school in it...
他穿着它准备上学...
he even practiced graduating from another school in it.
他甚至穿着它在别的学校练习毕业仪式
With only four days of school left to get Caruso,
离对付Caruso还剩4天在校时间
I needed a crazy revenge plan,
我需要一个疯狂的复仇计划
so I asked a crazy person.
所以我询问了一个疯狂的家伙
Hey,you know anything about revenge?
嘿 你知道怎么复仇吗?
One time in this third world country,
有一次在这个第3世界国家
I helped install this puppet regime for this dictator's ex-wife after a coup,
在一次政变后 我协助独裁者的前妻设置了傀儡政权
just so she could stop him from getting his favorite suits.
正是如此 她才能阻止老公得到他心爱的西装
So that's a yes?
那么你就是知道咯?
I don't know what you're talking about.
不知道你要说什么
Okay...
好吧...
Well,there's this kid Caruso.
有一个小孩叫Caruso
He's been picking on me all year long
他整整一年都在找我的麻烦
and I just want to get even.
我只想向他报复一下
You want to know how to do it?
你想知道怎么报复?
If he pulls a knife,you pull a gun.
如果他抽出一把刀 你就抽出一支枪
He sends one of yours to the hospital,
他把你的人弄得进医院
you send his to the morgue.
你就把他的人弄得进停尸房
Now,you do that,and that will end your problems with Caruso.
你这么干的话 你和Caruso之间的问题就解决了
