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Some day,Al Gore is gonna trace global warming back to that sink.
总有一天 Al Gore要将全球变暖问题归结到那个水槽上
Finding out that Caruso loved cats was one thing.
发现Caruso喜欢猫是一回事
Finding out how to use it against him was something else.
如何找到利用这点对付他则是另一回事
Maybe you could kidnap one of his cats,
也许你该绑架他的一只猫
hold him for ransom,and when he doesn't send the money,
问他要赎金 要是他不给赎金
you could cut off one of the cat's ears,
你就割掉猫的一只耳朵
send it to him in a plain brown wrapper
发一个棕色普通包裹给他
just to let him know you're serious.
让他知道你不是玩玩的
At that moment,I was happy
此时 我很庆幸
that I'd always been nice to Greg.
我一直都对Greg很好
What the heck is this?
你这身打扮是什么?
Banacek.
Banacek
I'm mixing it up.
我把它混合进来了
I don't know,man.Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
我也不知道 兄弟 也许报复不是个好主意
What are you talking about?
你在说什么?
I just wish Caruso would leave me alone,
我只是希望Caruso离我远点
and I feel like if I get my revenge,
而且我觉得如果我报复成功
I'll be no better than him.
我就和他一样坏了
Yeah,I guess you're right.
是啊 也许你是对的
You should be the bigger man.
你应该当伟人
You should just forget about that time he hit you with paint balloons.
你应该忘掉他用漆气球砸过你
Or about the time he egged you on Halloween.
忘掉他在万圣节对你砸鸡蛋
Or the time he stole your picture day clothes.
忘掉他画图日偷你衣服
Go ahead,let the cycle of violence continue.
去吧 让暴力循环继续下去吧
You know what they say.
知道他们怎么说吗
What do they say?
他们怎么说?
All it takes for evil to prevail
邪恶势力之所以流行
is for a few good men to do nothing.
全是因为一些好人不作为
Out of my way,Count Chocula.
闪开 麦片
I got places to be.
我忙着呢
You're a better man than me.
你比我高级
Oh,we will see about that.
喔 我们等着瞧
Since my father hadn't fixed the sink,
由于我老爸没修好水槽
Mr. Omar decided to fix him.
Omar打算修理我老爸
Slumlord?!
恶劣房东?!
What?
什么?
Mr. Omar contacted the Housing Authority
Omar先生联络了房屋委员会
and said that we're refusing to maintain the apartment.
说我们拒绝维修公寓
You should call the Housing Authority
你应该给房屋委员会打电话
about his blacklight panther poster.
举报他的黑光油画
Well,Julius,you got two choices.
Julius 你有2个选择
Either call a lawyer,
要么给律师打电话
or call a plumber.
要么给水管工打电话
Good thing they don't sell Johnnie Cochran in a Can.
还好他们没有卖给大律师
On the next-to-last day of school,
在学年的倒数第2天
I felt like I was about to get on with the rest of my life
我觉得我要继续我自己的生活
without being bothered by Caruso.
不受Caruso的骚扰
So,you figured out what we're gonna do yet?
那么 你想出该怎么干了没?
Yup.
是的
Cool.
很好
So when do we start?
那么我们什么时间开始?
It's not we this time,Greg.
这次就我一个人 Greg
I have to do this by myself.
我必须自己一个人解决
If something goes wrong,I can't have you getting in trouble.
要是中途失败 我不能把你牵连进来
This is just like Doughboy and Tr?in Boys 'n the Hood.
这就象Doughboy和Tr 男孩之间的事
You don't have to do that.
你没必要这样
We're in this together.
我们一起做
Not this time.
这次不行
If you say so.
那好吧
So,what are you gonna do?
你打算怎么做?
If I tell you,I have to kill you.
要是告诉你 我不得不杀了你
