You sit next to the only two women in a country the size of Texas that remind a man that you're really only okay looking.
金姆,金姆,金姆,做得好
Well, she said you were an asshole, but that's really above and beyond.
坐在和德克萨斯一般大的 国家唯一的两个女性身边真的能证明一个男人的帅气
Who said that? Tanya.
但那真的有点过了 她说你是个混蛋
No. No. No. I don't think so. A lot of women find me very charming, Kim.
谁说的? 谭雅
No, not biological women. Oh, really?
不不,我可不这么想 很多女人都觉得我很有魅力
Women who think that an accent is the same thing as a personality, maybe. Oh!
不,那不是生物学上的女人 是吗?
I bet you're wetter than a submarine with screen doors now.
而是那种认为口音和人性是一码事的女人
I got that from a pickup book.
我打赌你的下面 现在湿的不成样子了
So what's your deal?
我是从书上学的
You got chucked over by some guy so you think, "Forget him.I'm gonna go discover the wonders of the East,and I'm gonna fuck a Scottish guy and write a book." I'm Scottish, by the way.