Chandler: Eh...I don't, I don't know. What?
呃 我不知道。 什么?
Chandler: Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?
照狗的年纪来算你认为史努比还能飞这个玩意儿吗?
Gunther: Rachel?
瑞秋?
Rachel: Yeah.
什么事?
Gunther: You remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
记得你刚来的时候,有另外一个服务生训练你吗?
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
当然!要我训练新人吗?
Gunther: Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
问得好。其实,是特瑞要你再受训一次。什么时候都可以。
Rachel: Eh, do you believe that?
呃,你相信这种事吗?
Chandler: Yeah.
相信。
Sarah: So that's two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you.
一共是两盒蛋白杏仁饼干。我代表美国棕鸟向你致敬。
Ross: Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.
承认吧,你不会反手击球。
Chandler: Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand.
对不起,小鬼。我反手击球很厉害。
Ross: Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl...is not a backhand.
像个女人一样掩面大叫 不叫反手击球。
Chandler: I was shrieking...like a Marine.
我的叫声 像海军。
Ross: All right here. Watch me execute the three 'P's of championship play. Power. Precision. and panache.
好,看我示范冠军选手的三个P。力量、精确、架式。
Monica: You broke a little girl's leg? !
你害一个小女孩的腿骨折?
Ross: I know. I feel horrible. Ok?
我知道。我很难过,行吗?
Chandler: Says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around ten ish?
报上说有个提线木偶昨晚在芝麻街遭遇重击。你昨晚十点左右人在哪里?
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go see her. I wanna bring her something, what do you think she'd like?
我要去看她。我想带点东西给她。她会喜欢什么?
Monica: Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk?
凯蒂猫的玩偶?走路的能力?
Rachel: I'm gonna get back to retraining.
我得回去接受再训练了。
Ross: All right, see you guys.
好,再见,各位。
Chandler: Look out kids, he's coming!
小心,小朋友,他来了。
Joey: And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.
我得去卖圣诞树了。
Phoebe: Have fun. Oh wait, no, don't! I forgot I am totally against that now.
卖得开心点。等等,不要去!我忘了。我现在完全反对这件事。
Joey: What? Me, having a job?
什么?反对我有工作?
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses pretty tired from lugging the trees around.
不,我反对无辜的树木,在青春正盛的时候被砍下,尸体被装饰得怪模怪样,挂上一堆金箔和闪灯。你昨晚睡得好吗?我拖着树走来走去累得要命。
Hey, Phoebe, listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, they're fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.
你完全搞错了,那些树生来就是要当圣诞树的。为人们带来欢乐,是实现他们生存的目的。
Phoebe: Really?
真的?
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, it's their only chance to see New York.
没错。对,这些树也很高兴,因为对大多数的树来说 这是他们见识纽约的唯一机会。
Gunther: and after you've delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray...
送完饮料之后,把盘子
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, I've worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there.
甘瑟,拜托 我在这里做了两年半。我知道空盘子要放在那里。
Gunther: What if you put them here.
放在这里怎么样?
Rachel: Huh. Well, you know, that's actually really a good idea, because that way they'll be closer to the mugs. You know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
这倒是个好主意,离马克杯比较近。你应该要其他的服务生照办。
Gunther: They already do. That's why they call it the 'tray spot.'
她们本来就是这么放的。所以她们管这里叫盘子区。
Rachel: Geez, I always heard them talk about that, I sorta just thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, I'm, I'm sorry.
我听到她们说这个。我还以为是她们参加的俱乐部。对不起。
Gunther: It's all right. Sweetheart.
没关系。甜心。
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, don't have to sell those cookies anymore.
你一定很高兴吧?你爸爸说你可以不用上学。也不必再去卖饼干了。
Sarah: Well, I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to space camp, and gets to sit in a real space shuttle.
我很想去卖饼干。卖最多饼干的人可以免费参加太空营。坐上真正的太空梭。
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
你很喜欢太空的东西,是吧?
Sarah: Yeah. My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments as I do daydreaming about outer space, he'd be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.
嗯。我爸爸说如果我帮他清洁公寓的时间和我做太空梦的时间一样多。他就可以去泰姬陵了。
Ross: I think you'd have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.
要清洁很多间公寓才有钱去印度。
Sarah: No. The one in Atlantic City, Dad loves the slots. He says he's gonna double the college money my grandma left me.
不,是亚特兰大的泰姬陵王牌睹场。爸爸喜欢吃角子老虎。他说可以把祖母留给我的大学学费再增加一倍。
Ross: Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?
那就祝爸爸好运吧。要卖多少盒饼干才能获胜?
Sarah: The girl who won last year sold four hundred and seventy five. Yeah.
去年的冠军卖了475盒。 哦。
Sarah: So far, I've sold seventy five.
我到目前为止卖了75盒。
Ross: Four hundred, huh? Well, that sounds do able. How much are the boxes?
还有四百盒。应该不难,一盒多少钱?
Sarah: Five dollars a box.
五块钱。
Ross: And what is second prize?
二等奖是什么?
Sarah: A ten speed bike. But, I'd rather have something my Dad couldn't sell.
十段变速脚踏车,但我宁可要爸爸不能变卖的东西。
Ross: Well, that makes sense.
这也对。
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if it's not too much trouble?
帮我一个忙好吗?如果不太麻烦你的话。
Ross: Yeah, Sarah, anything.
好的,莎拉,随便什么事情。
Sarah: Could you pull the curtains open for me? The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news, and since we don't have a TV, the lady across the alley said she'd push hers up to a window, so I could watch it.
你帮我把窗帘拉起来好吗?太空人会上电视新闻。我们没有电视,对面的小姐说她会把她的电视推到窗口让我看。
Woman: Yesss?
什么事?
Ross: Yeah, hi, I'm selling Brown Bird cookies.
嗨,我是卖棕鸟饼干的。
Woman: You're no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
你不是棕鸟队员。我可以从窥视孔看到你。
Ross: Um, no, hi, I'm, I'm an honorary Brown Bird.
嗨,我是棕鸟的荣誉队员。
Woman: What's that mean?
这是什么意思?
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I'm not invited to sleep overs.
是说我可以卖饼干,但不能在别人家过夜。
Woman: I can dial 9 1 1 at the press of a button, you know. Now, go away!
我可以按钮拨911报警。
Ross: Please, please, um, it's for a poor little girl who wants to go to space camp more than anything in the world.
快走!拜托,我是为了一个贫穷的小女孩,她最大的心愿就是参加太空营。
Woman: I'm pressing, a policeman is on his way.
我要按钮了。警察马上就来了。
Ross: Ok, ok! I'm going. I'm going.
好!我马上走。
Woman: I can still see you! All right! !
我还看得到你! 好啦!
Phoebe: Hey. Hey. What, what're you doing here? Well, I I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realized, all right maybe I was a little judgmental. Yeah, oh, but oh...
嘿 嘿。 你在这里干嘛? 我把你的话想了很久,我发觉也许我是有点太苛刻了。对,可是
Joey: Not now, Phoebe, remember, hey, they're just fulfilling their Christmas...
菲比,记住 它们只是在实现它们的圣诞
Phoebe: Destiny. Sure. Yes.
宿命。 没错。 好吧。
Phoebe: Ok. Yikes! That one doesn't look very fulfilled.
那棵看起来好像很空虚。
Joey: Oh, that's, that's ah, one of the old ones, he's just taking it to the back.
那是老树了。他只是把树拿到后面罢了。
Phoebe: You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ageist.
你们把老树放在后面?
Joey: Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.
真是年龄歧视。这样才有地方放新鲜的树。
Phoebe: So, what happens to the old guys?
那老的怎么办?
Joey: Well, they go into the chipper.
拿去切碎。
Phoebe: Why do I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds? No! Nooooo! Hey! Hey!
我感觉好像不怎么快乐似的。别! 嘿!
Ross: and these come in the shapes of your favorite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.
这些是圣诞人物的形状。圣诞老人,鲁道夫和耶稣宝宝。
Joey: All right, I'll take a box of the cream filled Jesuses.
我要一盒奶油馅的耶稣宝宝。
Ross: Wait a minute, one box! Come on, I'm trying to send a little girl to space camp, I'm putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?
一盒?这可是为了帮助一个想参加太空营的小女孩呢。我算你五盒,你呢?
Chandler: Ahh, all right, do you have any coconut flavored deities?
好吧,你有没有椰子口味的神灵?
Ross: No, but ah, there's coconut in the Hanukkah Menorah eos. I tell you what, I'll put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
没有,但光明节的蜡烛有椰子馅。我算你八盒,一晚一盒。
Ross: Mon?
莫妮卡?
Monica: All right, I'll take one box of the mint treasures, one, and that's it.
我要一盒薄荷口味的。一盒就好了。
I I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. Remember, Dad bought every one of my boxes and I ate them all?
我参加棕鸟之后就胖了。记得吗?我的饼干都是爸爸买的,我全都吃掉了。
Ross: Ah, no Mon, uh, Dad had to buy every one of your boxes because you ate them all.
不,莫妮卡,爸爸不得不买下每一盒饼干,是因为你把饼干吃光了。
But, you know I'm sure that's not gonna happen this time, why don't I just put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolph's.
可是这次一定不会这样了。我给你算三盒薄荷两盒鲁道夫吧?
Monica: No.
不要。
Ross: Oh, come on, now you know you want 'em.
好啦,你知道你很想吃。
Monica: Don't, don't, don't, don't do this.
不要这样。
Ross: I'll tell you what Mon, I'll give you the first box for free.
这样吧,第一盒算我送的。
Monica: Oh God! I gotta go!
老天,我得走了。
Ross: Come on! All the cool kids are eating 'em!
来嘛,好孩子都吃这种饼干。
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we don't just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
待会儿新的服务生来了,我会告诉你为什么不能把蜘蛛困在马克杯底下就算了。
Rachel: I'm training to be better at a job that I hate, my life officially sucks.
我痛恨这工作,还要努力改进。我的人生算是完了!
Joey: But Rach, wasn't this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?
这不是暂时性的工作而已吗?你的目标是打入时装界。
Rachel: Well, yeah! I'm still pursuing that.
对,我还在朝目标前进。
Chandler: How...exactly are you pursuing that? You know other than sending out resumes, like, what? Two years ago?
你是怎么前进的?两年前寄寄履历表吗?
Rachel: Well, I'm also sending out...good thoughts.
我还传达了 好点子。
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.
如果你问我意见的话,只要你还有这份工作,就没有找新工作的动机。你需要的是恐惧。
Rachel: The fear?
恐惧?
Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.
他说得对,辞掉这份工作,才有动机追求你心目中理想的工作。
Rachel: Well then how come you're still at a job that you hate, I mean why don't you quit and get 'the fear'?
你为何还在做你讨厌的工作?干嘛不辞职来产生恐惧?
Chandler: Because, I'm too afraid.
因为我太害怕了。
Rachel: I don't know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, you know, or a buyer...Oh, I just don't want to be 30 and still work here.
我不知道,我愿意不计一切为设计师或采购人工作 哦,我不想到了30岁还在这里工作。
Chandler: Yeah, that'd be much worse than being 28, and still working here. Rachel? Yeah.
对,那要比28岁还在这里工作惨多了。 瑞秋? 嗯。
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
瑞秋,提醒我跟你复习哪壶是低咖啡因的,哪壶不是。
Rachel: Can't I just look at the handles on them?
看把手看不出来吗?
Gunther: You would think.
想得美。