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Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but I'm telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
随便看，不过我告诉你，合同没在这张桌上。
Rachel: How can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what I'm talking about! You have to be organized! You've got newspapers! You've got magazines! You got, Oh! And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
你怎么可能知道？你看看有多乱，泰格！我告诉过你了，要有条理一点。有报纸，有杂志，这小妞是谁？对你来说太幼稚一点，随便啦。
Tag: It's my sister.
是我妹。
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway You know what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk.
真的，牙套好可爱。无所谓啦，关键在于，开始找吧！你会在你桌上找到那合同。
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
你觉得你是什么时候给我的？上午还是下午？
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today."So you just keep looking in there! All right?
下午，塞纳先生午饭后来我这里了一趟，他把合约放在我桌上，然后我贴了即时贴写着"今天一定要寄出"，请你继续找，好吗？
Tag: They're not here.
不在这里。
Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don't you, check the copy room? maybe you left the contracts in there.
怪事，有一点点奇怪，为什么你不去复印室看看？也许你把它们落那了。
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
我怎么会落在复印室？
Rachel: I don't know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It's not a perfect world! Just go please.
我不知道，泰格！你的小鸡鸡怎么打电话的？好吧？那不是《完美的世界》！去吧。
Tag: Fine.
行。
Rachel: Thank you.
谢谢。
Rachel: Hello? I still don't get it.
喂？我还是不懂。
Monica: You still awake?
你还醒着吗？
Chandler: Yeah! You?
是啊，你呢？
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? Hey. As long as we're both up…
你知道说话的是我吧？嗨。既然我们都醒着怎样'
Chandler: Yeah? I hope you're not thinking about cleaning the living room.
我希望你不是想要打扫客厅。
Joey: Man, I'm starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner? ! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
伙计，我饿死了，晚饭的时候我都吃了些什么啊？！"要汤还是沙拉"，都要，永远都是两者都要。
Ross: You know, You know I'm looking and I don't think anyone's home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and You know explain later.
我刚才往里面看了一下，我想这里面没人在家，我们先打破这扇窗户爬进去，以后再向人家解释。
Joey: Yeah? Really? No one's home?
真的？没人在家？
Ross: I don't think so. Hello?
我想是的，有人吗？
Ross: So when you get in there…
你进去以后'
Phoebe: Okay, this is where you and I part ways. Noisy bitch!
好吧，我们就在这里分手，你这个吵闹的贱货！
Monica: What? ! What are you doing? !
怎么？！你在干什么？！
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
你知道刚刚发生什么事吗？
Monica: Yeah. We had sex and then we fell asleep.
我们做爱，然后我们睡着了。
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
不，我们做了一半，然后你睡着了。
Monica: No! No, that's not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world!
不！不，才不是。这是最棒的一次。改变了我的世界观。
Chandler: Monica?
莫妮卡？
Monica: What? !
怎么了？！
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
我刚用了我最好的招数，你却错过了。快起来，我们好好做一次。
Monica: Okay. Okay, I'm ready. Come on big fella!
好，我准备好了，大哥快来吧！
Chandler: Okay.
好。
Monica: Give me the good stuff.
来点精彩的。
Chandler: Yeah! No! No! No! Don't fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. And I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
好，别啊，别睡啊。我去给你煮点咖啡。我应该不会把咖啡渣粉得满厨房都是。
Monica: Okay, I'm up! I'm up!
好吧，我起来了，起来了。
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To. So, do you got anything for me?
嘿，咖啡来了，给。所以，你找到我要的东西了没？
Tag: Still no luck.
还是没有。。
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
天哪！你检查你的桌子了吗！你是不是检查了每个抽屉？
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
要我再找一次？
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. Well, no it's not in there! How about that drawer?
我希望你这么做，没有在这里！那个抽屉呢？
Tag: Well, it's not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
好吧，这儿也没有，是不是有可能在你的办公室里？
Rachel: You know, I don't know. Let me, let me check.
我不知道。我找找看。
Tag: Any luck?
运气不错吧？
Rachel: See you in my office for a minute?
你能到我办公室里来一下吗？
Tag: Yeah? You found them! You know what? I'm not even going to gloat.I'm just really relived this whole thing is over.
好的？你找到了！你知道，我不是兴高采烈，只是事情结束让我松了一口气。
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
是你放在我桌上的。
Tag: I did not!
我没有！
Rachel: Oh really? So you're saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk? !
是吗？所以它是从你最下面的抽屉溜出来，爬过地板，跳到我桌上来的吗？！
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
你怎么知道它在我最下面的抽屉里？
Rachel: I am so hot for you right now.
你真是让我欲火焚身啊。
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here? !
我的天！你怎么回来的？！
A Disembodied Voice: Phoebe Buffay? !
菲比·布菲？！
Phoebe: Fire alarm? Oh! Hi, officer—fireman, can I help you?
火警？噢！嗨，火警先生，有什么我能帮你的吗？
The Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
我们在垃圾桶里发现了你的烟雾探测器。
Phoebe: That's not mine.
不是我的。
The Fireman: Yes it is.
是你的。
Phoebe: How do you know?
你怎么知道？
The Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don't wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."
下次你丢掉探测器时，别用一张上面写着"菲比·布菲财物 非莫妮卡所有"的毯子包着。
Phoebe: Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
好吧，有搜查证吗？因为上次我检查的这里还是美国！
The Fireman: Please reattach this, it's against the law to disconnect them.
请把它装回去，拆除它是违法的。
Phoebe: Fine! But please God, tell me how to stop them from going off!
好吧！但拜托请告诉我，怎么能让它停止叫唤！
The Fireman: Just press reset button under the plastic cover.
塑料盖子下面有个重设的钮，按一下。
Phoebe: There's a reset button? ! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! There's a reset button! My God! Why didn't I see that! Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button?Oh here it is! Oh! Oh, God!
有重设按钮？！谢谢！谢谢！还有重设按钮呢！天啊！我怎么没看见，重设按钮，重设按钮。重设按钮在哪里？哦，在这儿，哦！老天！
Ross: Okay, do you have a good grip?
你抓好了吗？
Joey: Yeah!
是的！
Ross: Okay, I'm going to start climb down you now.
好吧，现在我要开始从你身上爬下去了你。
Joey: Just hurry up!
动作快点！
Ross: Okay. Now should I climb down your front so we're face to face or should I climb down your back so we're butt to face.
我是应该从你前面爬下去，这样我们脸对着脸呢，还是应该从你后面爬下去，这样你的屁股对着我的脸。
Joey: I think face to face.
我想还是脸对脸。
Ross: I would say that.
我想是的。
Joey: Face to face, yeah!
脸对脸，好吧！
Ross: Okay, here I go.
好，我来了。
Joey: All right.
好。
Joey: Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross? !
天啊！你有多重啊，罗斯？！
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.
我拒绝回答。节日的幸福肥还留在我身上。
Joey: You know, when we talked about face to face, I don't think we thought it all the way through.
你知道，我们说脸对脸的时候，我们没想清楚这个流程。
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
你想怎样？
Joey: Well, just shimmy down me and drop!
赶紧顺着我向下。
Ross: Hi.
嗨。
Joey: Hi.
嗨。
Ross: Maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
也许我应该挂着，你顺着我爬。
Joey: Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
是的？也许我们应该再谈谈？
Ross: It's still looks pretty far!
看起来还是很高！
Joey: It's not that far! Just drop!
不高了！跳吧！
Ross: Do not rush me!
别催我！
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are starting to come down and I'm not wearing any underwear!
罗斯，你要知道，我裤子快掉了，我又没穿内裤。
Ross: Oww! ! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when I…Ooh, a quarter!
噢！我的脚踝！我扭到脚了！我扭到'哦！两角五分钱！
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
确实是你最好的招数啊。
Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! I can't believe that I've only got two hours before I call in sick for work.
告诉过你了。简直让人无法置信。在我请病假之前，只剩2小时了。
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
我7分钟之后就要起床。
Chandler: Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes…
你不会相信的，但是既然你还有7分钟'
Monica: Really? !
真的？！
Chandler: Do you wanna?
你想要吗？
Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish!
好！你负责吸尘器，我负责给家具打蜡！
