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Your Honor, our family has always practiced natural childhatch.The risks of having a scrambled infant are too great.There was going to be music, the nest was going to be full of beautiful, freshcut flowers.And the first two faces he was going to see were the loving faces of his mother and his father.We can never get that moment back.
法官大人，我们家一直以来奉行的都是自然破壳法。新生儿先天不全的风险实在太大了。本该放着音乐，鸟巢里本该铺满刚采摘的美丽花朵，然后，他睁开眼睛第一眼看到本该是他的爸爸和妈妈的慈爱的脸庞，美好的时刻再也找不回来了。
Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be the first face your baby saw. I mean, what are we talking about here? He probably doesn't even remember me.
夫人，我也不希望你们的娃娃睁开眼睛第一个看到的是我，我们何必在这浪费时间?说不定他压根就不记得我。
Daddy! No, no, no. No. Shut up. Shut up. Cool it.
爸爸！ 不不不，嘘！别乱叫，别乱认，别，淡定点。
Ladies and gentlemen, am I a passionate bird? Yes.
女士们，先生们，我是那个暴脾气的鸟吗? 是的。
Guilty as can be. It was a quality cake.
除了我还有谁?那个蛋糕可是上等货。
Look, I worked very hard to get it there on time and he wouldn't even try it!
听着，我经历千辛万苦才准时送到。可是他，竟然一口都不尝。
Mr.Red, we are a happy, happy bird community.Under the protection of Mighty Eagle, we work, we play, we laugh, we love, and we live our lives free from conflict and strife, sir.
胖红先生，我们是一个欢乐和谐的鸟类族群。在无敌神鹰的庇护下，我们劳动、玩耍、欢笑，我们热爱并享受这种与世无争的生活。
We love the sound of our own voice, too, evidently.
竟然某些人还能享受自己讲话的声音。
Perhaps you never heard the joke, "Why don't birds fly?"I'm gonna tell you why.Because where else would we ever wanna go?有个笑话你可能没听过，你们为什么不会飞?我告诉你为什么。因为我们不想去别的地方。
Not a good joke.
好冷的笑话
So now, what am I to make of the likes of you? There seems to be a recurring issue here. Anger.
那么我该怎么解释你这样的存在呢?你身上有一个改不掉的坏毛病 愤怒
I don't think I have an anger issue. I think you got an anger issue.
我才没有毛病，我看你倒是病得不轻
