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What are you doing?
你在做啥子
We're going to be late. I'm pacing nervously.
我们要迟到了 我在紧张地踱步
You're jogging.
你这是在慢跑
This is how the Flash paces.
闪电侠就这么踱步的
Just chill out, Sheldon.
淡定点 谢尔顿
I'm not Sheldon. I'm the Flash. And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon to scream in frustration. I'm back.
我不是谢尔顿 我是闪电侠 现在我要去大峡谷吼叫 发泄我心中的沮丧 我回来了
I'm Batman.
蝙蝠侠来也
Oh, I hardly think so. The real caped crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts when he's running late.
坑爹呢你 真正的蝙蝠侠要是迟到会打电话通知战友的
I had to walk. I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.
我是走路过来的 拉杰上不了我的小摩托车后座
I've said this before, and I'll say it again. Aquaman sucks. Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. I forget the rest.
我说过无数次了 但我还是要说 水行侠太衰了 仰望天空 那是只鸟 是架飞机后面的我忘了 （后面那句应该是“那是超人”）
All right. Let's get this thing over with.
好吧 我们早死早超生吧
I'm sorry. But in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?
不好意思 哪儿来的金发神奇女侠啊
Relax. No one's going to be looking at her hair.
龟毛个啥 谁会盯着她的头发看啊
Ow! I mean, ow.
痛啊 应该是 可恶
Hold on. The costume came with a black wig.
等等 那套服装里的黑色假发呢
Where is it, babe?
宝贝儿 在哪
No. I'm not wearing it. It looks stupid.
我才不要戴那个 看着逊毙了
Come on. We're trying to win a contest here.
拜托 我们可是要去比赛争冠军
Forget it. I'm not wearing the wig.
想也别想 反正我不戴假发
Penny, there's no "I" In "Justice League." Well, actually...
佩妮 正义联盟里没有“小我”之说 （事实上 Justice里有个"i"）其实...
Don't. He's making our case.
闭嘴 他在为我们说话呢
Okay, babe. Uh... Kind of embarrassing me in front of my friends.
好吧 宝贝儿 你让我在朋友面前有些难堪
Okay. You know what? I changed my mind. I'm not going.
得了 告诉你 我改主意了 我不去了
Looks like someone else is going to have to be Wonder Woman.
看来神奇女侠要换人咯
Babe, open up.
宝贝 开门
I'm not talking to you.
我不和你说话
Then who are you talking to?
那你现在在和谁说话
Babe? Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny...
宝贝 佩妮 佩妮 佩妮 佩妮
What the hell is wrong with you?
你到底有什么毛病
I'm the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times.
我是闪电侠 我刚敲了三万次门
Okay. What do you want, Sheldon?
得 你要干嘛 谢尔顿
I understand why you're upset.
我明白你为什么不开心
Really?
是吗
Yes. You're afraid that costume makes you look fat.
是的 你担心这个装扮会让你显胖
No. Wh-What... Does it?
不是 怎么... 很显胖吗
Don't worry. Wonder Woman was an Amazon. And Amazons tend to be very beefy gals.
不用担心 神奇女侠是亚马逊人 亚马逊的女孩子都很高大健壮
Good-bye, Sheldon.
滚吧 谢尔顿
But they're not blonde, so put on your wig. Hello?
但她们不是金发 快把假发戴上 听到吗
Stupid Aquaman. If it makes you feel any better, when I was dating Penny, she used to flip out on me all the time.
傻逼水行侠 不知道这样算不算安慰 我以前和佩妮交往时 她也一直会生我的气
Whoa. You dated Penny?
啥 你和佩妮约会过
She didn't tell you?
她都没和你说吗
She told me she dated a guy named Leonard. Who would have thought it was you?
她说和个叫莱纳德的人交往过 谁会想到那就是你
Who else would it be?
那还能是谁
I don't know. Somebody bigger and...
我也不知道 某个更壮的...
Yeah, sure. Why not you?
可不是 显然是你嘛
I may have failed.
我也许失败了
Okay, I guess we just go without a Wonder Woman.
好吧 那我们只能不带神奇女侠去了
I don't want to go without Penny.
佩妮不去我也不去
Oh, great. No Superman, no Wonder Woman? All we've got is a skinny Flash, an Indian Aquaman, a nearsighted Green Lantern, and a teeny, tiny Dark Knight.
太好了 没有超人 没有神奇女侠 就只有瘦骨嶙峋的闪电侠 印度水行侠 近视的绿灯侠 还有个袖珍型的蝙蝠侠
Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.
显然 这不能再称为正义联盟没办法了 只能换布偶装了（指《The Muppet Show》《大青蛙布偶秀》)
Ooh, I call Kermit.
我要当科米蛙(科米蛙是该秀的导演和支持)
I'm Kermit. U're Scooter.
我才是科米蛙 你当斯库特(斯库特是跑腿 剧场主人的侄子)
Oh, man. Scooter sucks. He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.
不要 斯库特太衰了 他就是《大青蛙布偶秀》里的水行侠
No, we can still make this work. Leonard, you talk to Penny.
不 不到最后不能放弃 莱纳德 你去找佩妮谈
What makes you think I can convince her?
你为啥觉得我能说服她
You got her to have sex with you. Obviously, your superpower is brainwashing.
你都让她跟你上床了 很明显 你的超能力就是给人洗脑
Okay, let me see if I understand this.
好吧 看我这么说对不对
You want me to convince my ex-girlfriend to go to a costume party with her new boyfriend just so we can win a stupid prize?
你想让我去说服我前女友去跟她的新男友一起参加化装派对 就为了让我们赢那个愚蠢的奖吗
Yes. And make her wear the black wig. Good luck.
对 记得让她戴上黑假发 好运
Go away, Sheldon. It's Leonard.
走开 谢尔顿 我是莱纳德
Go away, Leonard.
走开 莱纳德
Come on, let me just talk to you.
拜托 让我跟你谈谈
It's open. I'm not going to that party, Leonard.
门开着呢 我不会去那派对的 莱纳德
Okay, listen. You don't have to wear the wig. At this party, we're gonna win first prize just by showing up with a girl.
听我说 你不必戴那假发 只要能带个女生去那派对 我们就等于不战而胜了
It's not the wig.
不是假发的问题
Did I do something? I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack, like you said, which believe me, was difficult, given how you and me used to be... you know, "You and me," And now you and him are "You and him."
那是因为我吗 我想跟扎克交个朋友 相信我 那对我并不容易 鉴于你我之前... 之前是我们 现在你和他在一起了
Okay, look. We're not really "Me and him."
其实 我们并没真正在一起
Then what are you?
那你俩这算什么
I don't know. I only started seeing Zack again so I wouldn't be alone on New Year's Eve. How pathetic is that?
我不知道 我之所以重新跟扎克约会只因为我不想独自度过新年夜 多可悲啊
Not as pathetic as dressing up like this and going to a comic book store on New Year's Eve.
没有穿成这个样子 新年夜去漫画书店度过可悲
You make a cute Green Arrow.
你扮成绿箭侠很可爱
Green Lantern.
这是绿灯侠
Like there's a difference.
又没什么区别
There's a big difference. Arrow. Lantern.
有很大区别 射箭是这样的 提灯是这样的
Whatever. Look, if Zack and I had just gone to a regular club or a party, it would have been fine, but this, with the costumes, and you...
随便吧 要是我和扎克去一个普通的夜店或派对 那就没问题 但让我扮成这样 还有你...
What about me?
我怎么了
Nothing. Let's go to the party. How do I look?
没什么 我们去派对吧 我看起来怎样
I guarantee you'll be the prettiest girl there.
我保证你会是派对上最靓的女孩
Okay, the good news is, we have a Wonder Woman.
好了 好消息是 我们有神奇女侠了
Oh. Yes. What's the bad news?
太好了 坏消息呢
Superman probably isn't getting laid tonight.
超人今晚不会有"性福"了
Aw, damn.
该死
And the award for best group costume goes to... Justice League of America... Number Three!
获得最佳服装奖的组合是...美国正义联盟...三号队
Thank you! Thank you so much!
谢谢 非常感谢
Okay. Okay, ten seconds to midnight. Ten, nine, eight...
好了 倒数十秒到新年 十 九 八
No, wait! I have a speech.
不 等等 我还得发言呢
Seven, six...Stop counting! Five, four, three...
七 六... 别数了 五 四 三...
This is my moment, dag nab it!
这一时刻应该属于我
Two, one! Happy New Year!
二 一 新年快乐
I'm not going to say another word until you people settle down.
除非你们安静下来不然我是不会再说话了
I'm waiting.
我等着呢
That was a great party. We should dress like this all the time.
这派对真棒 我们真该一直这样穿
Are you high?
你嗑药了吗
You're being a bully.
现在是你在欺负他了
Check it out. Those guys are breaking into that car.
快看 那些人在砸车窗偷东西
What should we do?
我们该怎么办
We're the Justice League of America. There's only one thing we can do. Turn around and slowly walk away.
我们是美国正义联盟 唯一能做的事就是转身默默走开
Nah. Hold up.
算了 等等我
Look, I know our winter thermostat setting is 72 degrees, but I'm a little warm, so I'm going to turn it down.
我知道冬天恒温器要设定在华氏72度（约22摄氏度） 但我有点热 所以我调低点啊
Good Lord, how you frustrate me, Leonard Hofstadter!
天哪 你太让我失望了 莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德
Fine.
好吧
