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You see babies aren't getting as much love as we used to
你们看到了 孩子得到的爱不像我们以前那么多了
Why? Have we been bad?
为什么 我们做错事了么
No staci
没有 丝塔西
But I'll tell you who is
我会告诉你是谁做错事了
Behold our mortal enemy Puppies!
听好谁是你们的死敌 狗狗
No! No!That's exactly the problem
萌什么萌 他们就是症结所在
Puppies? What's the deal with puppies?
狗狗 这和狗狗有什么关系
Throughout history
自古以来
People have loved babies more than anything in the world
人们就喜欢小孩胜过世界上的其他任何东西
We've always been a musthave item
我们一直是必需品
Number one on every wish list
在愿望清单上总是排行第一
Puppies were merely accessories
而狗狗只是附属品而已
But all that changed when the puppies began coming out
但是当狗狗在新的设计模型下生产出来之后
With new designer models
这一切都变了
Each one more adorable than the last
每一只狗狗都比上一只更可爱
Remember the labradoodle?
记得拉布拉多么
The peekapoo?
茶杯犬
The chiweenie?
腊娃娃
Try to say "Chiweenie" Without smiling
试试说 腊娃娃 的时候不要笑
Not possible Don't waste your time
不可能的 不要白白浪费你们的时间了
We all laughed at the shar pei
每当说到 沙皮犬 我们都会笑
And now it's number one in China
现在这在中国是最多的
Oh no That's terrible!
哦 这太糟糕了
Horrible! Yes
太糟糕没错
And it gets even worse
现在情况还在恶化
Francis Francis the ceo of puppy co made this announcement
弗朗西斯 弗朗西斯 萌狗集团的总裁发表了这个申明
Teddy roll the clip
泰迪开始放
And we are on schedule
我们准备
To release the most adorable puppy ever
发行史上最可爱的狗狗
We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in las Vegas!
我们会在拉斯维加斯的宠物大会上发行
Watch out world!
小心了 诸位
It's gonna crush the competition!
它肯定会在这次比赛中独领风骚的
