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For the record, I didn't wanna go to the stupid school in the first place
我要说明 我本来就不想上那个破学校
And the boy in the next row acts inappropriately for someone who's a child
我后排的男生行为不检点 没个孩子样
I'm sorry, I'm still passive aggressively ignoring you
抱歉 我还是要无视你
Other kids answer questions. They don't get into trouble
别的同学也回答问题了 没受处分啊
You didn't get in trouble for answering questions. You yelled at the principal
你受处分不是因为回答问题 是因为冲校长发脾气
You know what? You're gonna find this interesting
知道吗 你会觉得这个有意思
So I googled "first graders who yell at the principal" and statistically you're never gonna believe how many kids do it
我搜索了一下 一年级学生冲校长发脾气 你绝对想不到有多少学生这么干过
How many?
有多少
None
0个
Frank, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry
弗兰克 我很抱歉 真的
Yeah, right
得了吧
You can't show off like that at school. I know. You promised you wouldn't, then the first day.. I know, I know, I screwed up
你在学校里不能那么炫耀 我知道 你保证过不会 但你第一天就…我知道 是我的不对
Do you think maybe this boat needs a test ride?
你觉得这条船需要试航吗
Go get Fred
去把弗雷德抱来
Don't run
不要跑
Fred loves to watch the sandpipers
弗雷德很喜欢看矶鹬
He thinks he'd like to catch one but he'd regret it
它想去抓一只 但它会后悔的
