Do you know who I am?
你知道我是谁吗
Hey! Mary's teacher
嗨 玛丽的老师
Bonnie
邦妮
You lied to me
你对我撒了谎
Okay
好吧
Can you narrow it down?
你能具体些吗
I'd like to know the truth about Mary my student your niece
我想了解我的学生玛丽的真相 你的外甥女
I was running ridiculously late for a date and my sister showed up with Mary
我当时赶着去约会 我姐姐带着玛丽来了
And she never just showed up unannounced
她从来不会不请自来
She never showed up with the baby
从未带孩子来过
She said she wanted to talk
她说她想聊聊
She said she needed to talk
她说她也需要聊聊
I told her I would talk to her when I got back
我说等我回来后再谈
I think I figured showing up that late to my date would hurt my chances of gettin' laid
我想着如果约会晚了那么久 滚床单的机会就不大了
Came home that night and Mary was on the couch and found Diane on the bathroom floor
那晚回来时 玛丽在沙发上 而戴安死在了卫生间地板上
I mean there's no way I could known but I should known
我完全没料到她会… 但我本该料到的
Six and a half years later me and Mary are still hangin' out
六年半后 我还是和玛丽在一起
And what about the father?
那她父亲呢
Diane was so socially awkward she didn't date enough to know a good guy from a bad guy
黛安不善交际 不善辨别好男人和坏男人
This particular guy didn't last a month
他们交往一个月就分手了