Penis Parker, what's up?
软蛋·帕克你好啊
So, where's your pal Spiderman?
你的好哥们蜘蛛侠呢
Let me guess In Canada with your imaginary girlfriend?
我猜猜跟你的假想女友在加拿大吗
That's not Spiderman
那不是蜘蛛侠啊
That's just Ned in a red shirt
那是穿红衬衫的内德
"Hey what's up? I'm Spiderman
好啊我是蜘蛛侠
Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter
就是路过跟我哥们彼得打个招呼
What's up, Ned? Hey, where's Peter anyways?
内德好啊彼得人呢
He must be around"
他就在附近吧
God, this is stupid
天呐 这真蠢
What am I doing?
我在干什么
What the hell?
搞什么
This sucks
真烦人