Here Comes the Flu
猪流感爆发
Jason read the news. He watched the news. He listened to the news. The swine flu was coming. The swine flu was dangerous. The swine flu was a killer. It killed people. Everyone should get a shot. Jason was not worried about the swine flu. He was healthy. “I am as healthy as a horse,” he said. “I never get the flu. I never get sick.” Jason was a talk show host. He talked on the radio. He talked for three hours every day. He said, “I’m not getting a swine flu shot.” A doctor called Jason. The doctor told Jason to get a shot. He said, “Come to my office. I’ll give you a free shot.” Jason said no. He was as healthy as a horse. One month later, Jason didn’t go to work. He didn’t go to work for a week. He had the swine flu.
杰森读了报纸。看了新闻。听了时事。猪流感爆发。猪流感是人类杀手。它会致人死亡。所有人都应该注射疫苗。杰森不担心猪流感。他很健康。他说:“我健壮如牛。我从来不会得流感。我从不会生病。”杰森是脱口秀主持人。他在广播中大谈特谈。他每天要说三个小时。他说:“我不会去打流感疫苗。”医生给杰森打电话。医生让杰森注射疫苗。他说:“来我的办公室,我给你免费注射疫苗。”杰森不接受。他健壮如牛。一个月后,杰森没有上班。他一周都没来上班。他得了猪流感。
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