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Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kindliving in the United States?
知道吗，中国的天才人数 比全美国的人加起来还要多
That can't possibly be true. It is.What would account for that?
不可能吧- 真的 有证明吗？
Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question.
首先，中国人口本来就多的吓人我的问题来了
How do you distinguish yourselfin a population of people.who all got 1600 on their SATs?
一群学术水平测验拿1600分的人 你如何在里面脱颖而出
I didn't know they take SATs in China.They don't.I wasn't talking about China anymore,I was talking about me.
我怎么不知道中国人也考这个- 他们不考 现在说的不是中国人，我在说我自己
You got a 1600?Yes. I could sing in an a cappella group,but I can't sing.Does that mean you actually got nothing wrong?
你拿了1600分？ 我可以去阿卡贝拉社团唱歌可惜我五音不全 等于说你答对了所有题目？
I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.Or you could get into a final club.Or I get into a final club.
我可以去赛艇队或者发明25美元的电脑 或者你可以进终极俱乐部 或者我可以进终极俱乐部
You know, from a woman's perspective,sometimes not singing inan a cappella group is a good thing.
知道吗，从女性角度出发 不去阿卡贝拉社团反而比较好
This is serious.On the other hand,I do like guys who row crew.Well, I can't do that.I was kidding.
我在说正事 再说，我确实喜欢划赛艇的男生 那我做不到 开玩笑的
And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.Have you ever tried?- I'm trying right now.
我确实答对了所有题目 你申请了没有？ 我正在申请
To row crew? To get into a final club.To row crew? No.Are you, like, whatever, delusional?
进赛艇队？进终极俱乐部 进赛艇队？你在做梦吗？
Maybe it's just sometimes you say two things at once.I'm not sure which oneI'm supposed to be aiming at.But you've seen guys who row crew, right?No.
有时一个人同时会产生两个想法 我自己都不知道要说哪一个而已 你和赛艇队的男生约会过是吗？没有
Okay, well, they're bigger than me.They're world-class athletes.And a second ago,you said you like guys who row crew so I assumed you had met one.
没错，他们比我高大，是一流的运动员 刚才你说你喜欢划赛艇的男生 所以我猜你曾经有过一个
I guess I just meant I like the idea of it.You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.Okay.
我只是喜欢这个想法而已就好像女孩都喜欢牛仔 好吧
Should we get something to eat?Would you like to talkabout something else?
点吃的吗？ 谈点别的好吗？
No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club,I think I may have missed a birthday.
从你开始说什么期终俱乐部开始 让我有种生错时代的感觉
There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population
中国的天才人数真的比全美国人都
The Phoenix is the most diverse.The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc.
凤凰社活动最多还有飞行俱乐部…罗斯福是坡客
Which one?The Porcellian, the Porc.It's the best of the best.Which Roosevelt? Theodore.
哪一个？ 坡客，坡斯廉俱乐部，最顶尖的 哪个罗斯福？西奥多
