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Guys, before we start, just a reminder, this is like a meeting between Trump and his lawyer.
朋友们在开始之前，想提醒各位一下，小特和律师开了一个会。
It is all being recorded. So, just so you know.
全部被录音录了下来，想提醒大家一下。
That's right. Did you guys hear about this? Last night, CNN released a recording of Trump and his lawyer
没错，你们听说了吗？昨晚CNN公布了小特和律师的录音，
talking about using hush money to cover up his affair with Playboy model Karen McDougal.
他们谈论给《花花公子》模特凯伦·麦克道戈封口费的事情，从而隐瞒小特和她有染的事实。
In response, Trump was like, Oh, no, Stormy Daniels might find out I cheated on her. Oh, no. What I'm gonna do?
对此，小特说哦不，斯托米·丹尼尔斯一定会认为我欺骗了她，我该怎么做？
That's right. The tape is from 2016. And you can hear Trump talking about paying off a Playboy model.
没错，录音是2016年的，录音是小特要支付《花花公子》模特封口费。
Yeah, it was the first time ever that Trump didn't want to hear himself talk.
没错，这是小特第一次不想听到自己的声音。
He's like, Turn that off. Turn it off. It's a big story, and CNN was the first to release the tape.
小特说关掉吧，快关掉，大新闻啊，CNN是首家披露录音的媒体。
When he heard, Trump was like, Seriously, CNN, what have I ever done to you guys? I mean...
当小特听说时，他说CNN真的，我有什么地方得罪你们了？
I thought we... Right before the Cohen tape was released, Trump warned people not to believe what they see or hear.
我觉得我们...就在科恩公布录音之前，小特警告人们不要相信你所看到或你所听到的。
Americans were like, Trust us. We haven't believed anything we've seen or heard since election day. So we're good with that.
美国人好似在说，相信我们，自从选举那天起，我们不相信我们看到或听到的一切，我们已经适应了。
You don't have to tell us. But on the tape, Trump and his lawyer Michael Cohen discussed some pretty serious issues,
你无须多言，但这段录音，小特和律师谈论了一些非常严肃的问题，
though at one point, Trump seemed to have a little trouble focusing. Listen to this.
小特似乎没法集中注意力，来听听。
Um, we're fighting it. Uh, Kasowitz is going to...They should never be able to get that. Never.
我们要战斗，卡索维茨将会...他们得不到他们想要的，不会。
Kasowitz doesn't think they'll ever be able to. They don't have a... Get me a Coke please！
卡索维茨不认为他们能够，他们没有...给我一瓶可乐。
Focus, man! Come on. You know Melania was in the next room shaking up a can of Coke, going, Just a second, honey. Yeah, absolutely.
集中点小特，梅拉尼娅在旁边那屋摇可乐杯，说到等一会亲爱的，当然。
Oh, yeah, I'm going to get you a Coke, all right.
可乐马上就好，没错。
It turns out that actually isn't the only tape that exists. And I'm being told that CNN just released another one. Really?
其实录音不只这一段，听说CNN又播放了另一段，真的？
Let's take a listen. Let's talk about financing. Get me a Coke please！
来听听这个，来谈谈金融吧，给我一杯可乐。
Sir, we really need to focus on...Mountain Dew！Time to Dew the Dew?
先生，我们需要集中精力，来杯激浪，该激浪了？
Mr Trump, we really need to...Snapple, do you have Snapple? Made from the best stuff on earth!
特朗普先生，我们需要，思蓝宝，你有思蓝宝吗？它的原料是世界上最好的！
If you could just read this document, What about Sunny D? I mean you got OJ, purple stuff, sodas...Sunny D！
您能读一下文件吗，阳光每日怎么样？我说你有橙汁，紫色的，苏打水，阳光每日！
Mr Trump, we...Sunny D！Sunny D. He wants Sunny D. Sunny D. Hang on. I'm now hearing that there's actually one more tape.
特朗普先生，阳光每日！阳光每日，他想要阳光每日，等一下，听说还有录音。
Really? Let's listen to this one. Sir the Playboy Playmate's name is Karen McDougal.
真的吗？来听听，《花花公子》模特名叫凯伦·麦克道戈。
Kermit McDonald's. No, Karen McDougal. Karen Doogie Howser. No, Karen McDougal！Macauley Culkin. Forget it.
科密特·麦当劳，是凯伦·麦克道戈，凯伦·杜奇·豪瑟，是凯伦·麦克道戈！麦考利·卡尔金，算了吧。
Macaulay, that's not even close. That's not even close to what her name is. Wow! Glad we got those tapes.
麦考利，这都不挨着，这和她的名字差的太远了，幸亏我们拿到了录音。
Some more political news. I read that Vladimir Putin is not accepting Trump's invitation to visit the White House in the fall.
来听听政治新闻，小特邀请普京秋天来华盛顿，普京拒绝了。
Putin was like, Why do I need invitation to my own home? And you go, Wait, wait. Be careful.
普京说我什么回家还要接受邀请？等一下，小心点。
Hey, I saw that this fall, Hillary Clinton is going to guest-star on an episode of Madam Secretary.
听说今年秋天，克林顿将客串《国务卿女士》。
If she becomes a big enough TV star, she might have a chance of becoming president. Really? Yeah. That's right. That's right.
如果她真的成了著名的电视明星，那么她或许真的会成为总统，真的吗？没错，没错。
That's right. Hillary Clinton will be appearing on Madam Secretary.
没错，希拉里将出现在《国务卿女士》。
And apparently she started a trend, cause now a lot of politicians are planning to make cameos on TV shows.
其实她掀起了一种浪潮，如今许多政界人士都计划在电视秀中有自己的形象。
I'll show you what I mean. For instance, Jeff Sessions is going to make an appearance on Young Sheldon as Old Young Sheldon.
举个例子，杰夫·塞申斯要出演《小谢尔顿》，他饰演老小谢尔顿。
Next up, Paul Ryan will be on an episode of Riverdale as the kid who's way too old to go to their school.
下一个是保罗·莱恩，他将出演《河谷镇》，饰演一位年龄太大而无法入学的小孩。
And finally, Mitch McConnell is doing a cameo on Franklin as Franklin's twin brother.
最后是米奇·麦康奈尔，他将出演《小乌龟富兰克林》，饰演富兰克林的两个哥哥。
They're all doing cameos. Very interesting. Oh, I read that New Jersey is suspending many of its cases related to marijuana,
他们都有自己的形象，有意思，听说新泽西州暂缓了与大麻有关的案件，
and people think it means soon it will be legal.
人们认为大麻将合法化了。
That might explain this welcome sign. Fugeddabou...Wait, I literally forgot what I was saying.
这或许解释了欢迎标语，等一下，我忘了我说的话。
No, forget...I did forget about it. Forget about what?
忘了，我真的忘了，忘了什么？
And finally, this is very interesting. Yelp is going to start showing what restaurants scored on their health inspections.
最后这个有意思，Yelp评论网将公布各大餐厅的健康检查分数。
So if you want to know how your favorite restaurant did, trust me, no, you don't.
如果你想看看你喜欢的餐厅分数如何，相信我你不想知道。
We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the Roots.
今晚的节目很精彩，掌声送给紫金合唱团。
