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Guys, do you ever see a photo in the news and you think that headline could be much better?
朋友们，有没有在看新闻图片时觉得标题可以更好一些？
I'll show you what I mean. It's time for News and Improved. Here we go.
我给大家举几个例子，现在到了《改新闻》环节，来吧。
News and Improved! For example, check out this first photo here. The original headline was
改新闻啦，比如来看看第一张图片，原始标题是，
Giuliani claims tape was 'tampered with.'
朱利安尼称录音被人篡改了。
That headline could definitely be improved. Because if you only looked at the photo,
标题可以改一下，因为如果你仅看照片，
the headline could have been crabby uncle refuses to do the YMCA at wedding.
标题可以是暴躁的叔叔拒绝在婚礼上裸身。
You see how this works? Check out this next photo. The original headline was Amazon stock continues to soar.
知道了吧，来看看下一张照片。原始标题是亚马逊股票持续走高。
But if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been
但如果你仅看图片，标题可以是，
It didn't crack says man who just dropped his phone. Fine! Hey! Fine. No blood, nothing.
刚把手机扔地下的男人说手机不会碎。没事，没有血，什么都没有。
This next headline was Sean Spicer heckled at book signing.
下一个标题是肖恩·斯派塞在签售会遭到责问。
The headline could have been Man at Karaoke forgot how filthy candy shop is.
标题可以改成，卡拉OK男子忘了“糖果店”有多脏。
Yikes! Nice. This next headline was pro sports teams are worthy than ever.
不错不错，下一个标题是专业运动队价值千金。
Headline could have been man forgots corn dog is in his other hand. It's like...
标题可以改成，男子忘了他的另一只手拿着玉米狗。
Oh, my. What are you doing? Oh, my!
你在干什么，老天。
This next headline was Trump claims vindication in series of tweets.
下一个标题是小特在推特中澄清事实。
The headline could have been guy who just caught bug not sure what to do next. He's like...
标题可以改成，抓住小虫的男子不知道接下来怎么做。
Next headline was Krispy Kreme turns 81.
下一个标题是可芮滋81岁了。
Headline could have been office donuts bring out coworkers you never knew existed.
标题可以改成，办公室多纳圈吸引了许多“不存在”的员工。
You work here? Hey, nice to meet ya. Huh, free doughnuts? I guess I'll have a couple doughnuts. I dunno.
你在这工作？很高兴见到你，免费多纳圈吗？我想我要来几个，我不知道。
I've never seen you in my life. Oh, I'm just saying I could use like 6 or 20 doughnuts.
我从没见过你，我说我可以吃6-20个多纳圈。
This next headline was White House communicator questioned by prosecutors.
下一个标题是白宫沟通者遭到检察官询问。
The headline could have been friend afraid of roller coaster agrees to hold everyone's stuff.
标题可以是，害怕坐过山车的朋友愿意拿着所有人的东西。
Give me your glasses. Give me your glasses. I got it. Give me your glasses.
给我你的眼镜，你的眼镜，眼镜。
The next headline was heavy rains drench US mid-Atlantic.
下一个标题是，大雨袭扰美国东岸。
Headline could have been man enters 14th minute of waiting for Uber. Yeah. Oh.
标题可以是，男子等了14分钟优步，老天啊。
Says five minutes. Next headline was Europe averts trade war with Trump.
说好是五分钟的，下一个标题是欧洲避免与小特发生贸易战。
The headline could have been friend clearly did not read this month's book club pick.
标题可以是，这位朋友一定没读本周读书俱乐部的推荐书。
I like the...I like the part with the characters.
我喜欢，我喜欢有这个角色的这个部分。
They were talking. And finally, this headline was streaming services to offfer lesser-known sports.
他们在讲话，最后一个标题是，流媒体提供鲜为人知的运动。
Headline could have been dad shakes daughter's boyfriend's hand for first time.
标题可以改成，父亲第一次与女儿男朋友握手。
That's all the time we have for News and Improved.
这就是今天的《改新闻》环节。
