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So, you know I like to keep you up on all the latest trends.
大家知道我喜欢让你们紧跟潮流
It doesn't mean that I approve of all the latest trends.
这不代表我就认可所有潮流
I just like to keep you up because they're trending and you should know what's trending.
我只是想让大家知道它们在流行 而你们应该清楚当下流行什么
So, I saw this over the weekend and now you have to see it too.
我周末看到这个 你们也要看看
It's a company and they're selling something called "Extreme Cut Out Jeans."
是一家公司 在卖“极度剪裁牛仔裤”
So, I think we all see the extreme part.
大家应该都知道“极度”的意思了
And I do not see jeans. I see pockets and a zipper, maybe?
我没看到牛仔裤 只看到了口袋和 那是个拉链吧
I don't know what those are necessary for.
不知道它能干什么用
But let me ask you a question, how much would you pay for those?
我来问个问题你们愿意花多少钱买这个
A dollar? Zero dollars?
一美元？零元？
Zero. They cost $168. $168.
零 它售价168美元 168美元
Or you could buy a $12 pair of jeans and $2 scissors.
或许你可以花12美元买条牛仔裤 再花2美元买把剪刀
And then just make them yourself.
然后动手自己做
I don't understand who would buy these or why.
我不明白 谁会买这种东西啊 买它干啥
But look, if this is what people want, who am I to argue?
但如果这就是人们喜欢的东西 那我还争个什么呢
I'm not going to argue that.
我才不争呢
So, today I'm announcing my new line of Extreme Cut Out Ellen gear.
今天我宣布开启新的艾伦极度剪裁生产线
You know when it's too hot and you still want to wear a hoodie in the summer?
夏天太热 但你还想穿连帽卫衣的时候怎么办呢
Not anymore. Come on out! Mm-hm.
再也不用发愁了 快出来吧 嗯哼
Nice. Yeah. Look at that. This is my extreme cut out Ellen hoodie.
很好 对 看看 这就是我的极度剪裁艾伦连帽卫衣
It gives you that, I was just attacked by bears look.
穿上这个感觉你刚刚被熊袭击过
You know? And it is a hoodie.
是吧 是连帽卫衣哦
You're like, Ellen where's the hoodie? Put the hoodie up.
你么可能在想 帽子在哪里 把帽子戴上
See? It's like you're wearing a hoodie and yet you're not wearing a hoodie.
看到了吧？感觉像你穿着连帽卫衣 但你又没有穿卫衣
Isn't that cool? Super cool. It's extreme.
是不是很酷 超酷 这才叫极度
And also, we made some t-shirts. Come on out.
我们还做了一些T恤 快出来吧
Are my hands cold? A little bit.
我手凉吗 有一点儿
Don't worry. I am not going to charge you $168. That's ridiculous. These are $167.
大家放心 我不要168美元 那贵的离谱 我只要167美元
Right. Because, you know, that's-- oh, they're kind of taped down. I see.
对 因为 哦 这是粘在上面的 我明白了
Finally, I'm sure you want to see my Extreme Cut Out Ellen underwear.
最后 我相信大家肯定特别想看我的极度剪裁艾伦内裤
Come on-- oh, I'm being told we can't show that.
快 哦 广电总局不让我给大家看
OK. Well, I'll just tell you.
好 不过告诉大家
Twitch, after he finishes dances, he changes into those.
推奇 等他跳完舞后 会穿上那种内裤
So he's wearing them behind the DJ booth right now.
所以他要在DJ台后面换衣服
All right, guys. Thank you for modeling.
好 两位 感谢你们的展示
I'll see you back in my dressing room.
化妆间见
