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Today I'm gonna show you several different ways to dice an onion.
今天我要向大家展示几种切洋葱的方法。
Cut the onion in half that way. Peel it.
把洋葱切成两半。把皮剥掉。
Leave the nub on, then slice this way. Slice this way.
把蒂留着，然后这样切。这样切.
Careful here, your knife has to be sharp or else it will slide.
这边要小心，你的刀要快，否则会滑的。
Don’t chop your fingers off.
可别把手指切掉了。
Congratulations, you did a great job.
恭喜你，你做得很好。
This next way was the main way people chopped things before the 40s, when knives were invented.
下一种方法是40年代之前刀还没有被发明的时候，人们切洋葱的主流方法。
And what you wanna is just, firmly throw it against the wall.
你要做的就是，狠狠地把洋葱摔到墙壁上去。
And there you can just grab each other individual piece, and chuck that against the wall to make it more fine.
然后你就只要把切开的部分拿起来，然后再往墙上摔一次，这样洋葱就更碎了。
The next technique you will only be able to do if you have a yellow belt In taekwondo like me, and if you beat your cousin Chris to win first place in the St. Croix college tournament, then you will be able to pull this one off.
下一种方法呢，需要你要么像我一样是个跆拳道黄带；要么你曾在圣克洛伊大学联赛上打败你的表哥克里斯夺得第一名，这样你就可以用这个方法。
So what you want to do is just line up your hand and give it a good... DOW!
那么，你只要把手对着这个洋葱，然后狠狠地切下去！
Look at that! That is a nice, clean hit right there.
快看！这一刀可厉害了。
Alright, next technique is pretty straight forward.
好了，下一个方法就很直接了。
You wanna take your knife and get a double A battery, and touch the positive end to the knife to get the electricity flowing, you just wanna come up and touch...
拿一把刀，准备一节AA电池，然后把正极贴着刀片，这样电流就开始流通了，然后拿起你的刀，轻轻地电……
See, I made the classic blunder of not peeling it first, so now I'm gonna have to go through take the skin off.
看，我犯了一个经典的错误，忘记先剥皮了。所以现在我要检查一下把皮都剥掉。
Don’t be stupid like me!
别像我这么蠢！
This next one will be easy for you if you have a break dancing background.
下一个方法，如果你学过街舞的话，就相当容易了。
It's definitely advanced. It takes a few trys.
这个比较高级，得多试几次。
Your just trying to get, sorta on the fore.
试着把洋葱搞到前臂上。
Trying to hit the right spot on the forearm. There we go!
试着把洋葱搞到前臂这个地方。看到了没！
This is one of my favourite, cause it relies on the power of sound.
接下来这个是我的最爱，因为我们要借助声波的力量。
What you wanna do is put some headphones on the onion.
像这样给洋葱戴上耳机。
And then you just dial a specific frequency of Nickelback and...
然后你只要播放Nickelback（北美重金属摇滚乐队）的音乐……
This next one relies on pressure.
下面一个方法靠的是压力。
You wanna take a really small frying pan, and you gonna hit it just hard enough to shatter, but do not go too hard.
你要拿一个非常小的平底锅，足够使劲地打下去，但是也别太用力了。
So, you wanna wind up and just give it a nice, firm strike.
你只需要把平底锅拿起来，然后狠狠一击！
Damn it! See I went too hard and I got black beans.
哎呀我去！看到没，我这个就是用力太猛。洋葱变成黑豆了。
You go even harder than that and you end up with corn, So... alright, alright.
如果你比我还大力的话，你的洋葱可能就变成玉米了。
The last technique relies on centrifugal force.
最后一个技巧，我们需要借助离心力。
What you wanna do is wind up and give your onion a good spin.
你要做的就是让你的洋葱转起来。
And all that happens is your gonna making your onion dizzy.
然后你的洋葱就被转得头昏脑涨了。
And you should probably have more respect for your onion than that considering what you're about to put it through.
对此你要表现出对你的洋葱的绝对尊重，毕竟你已经这么虐待它了。
Okay, bye!
好了就是这样。拜拜！
