And that is why Romeo and Juliet is the most romantic and tragic love story of all time.
这就是为什么《罗密欧与朱丽叶》是有史以来最浪漫、最悲惨的爱情故事。
You're finally going to Verona. I wouldn't be surprised if Brandon popped the question there.
你终于要去维罗纳了。如果布兰登在那里求婚,我一点也不惊讶。
It's like Shakespeare said, "If thou dost desire, thou must put thine ring upon it."
就像莎士比亚说的,“如果你喜欢,就应该给它戴上戒指。”
I think that's Beyoncé.
我觉得那是碧昂斯说的。
Fiancé.
未婚夫。
I went ahead and made reservations for lunch and dinner every day we're in Verona.
我提前预定了在维罗纳的每一天的午餐和晚餐。
Can't we just play this by ear?
我们就不能随性一点吗?
Brandon dumped her. You owe me five bucks.
布兰登甩了她。你欠我五块钱。
I was always the girl with a plan.
我一直都是个有计划的女孩。
Are you an Uber? I am Uberto. Close enough.
你是优步司机吗?我是尤贝托。还挺接近。
Bloody hell.
该死的。
What are you doing here?
你在这里做什么?
I'm sorry, are you insane? You've just walked in here.
抱歉,你是不是有病?刚刚是你走进来的。
Buongiorno, Silvio.
早上好,西尔维奥。
Buongiorno, Charlie.
早上好,查理。
I'm upset about the double booking, which I'm sure Silvio will clear up for us.
我对重复预定很不满意,我相信西尔维奥会给我们解释清楚的。
Maybe you can share it.
也许你们可以一起住。
I don't want to share it. Especially not with Bigfoot here.
我不想和别人共住。尤其是和这个大脚怪。
She's right, you know.
她说得对。
Thank you.
谢谢。
You gotta hand it to her, otherwise she'd never reach it.
你得把递给她,否则她永远也拿不到。
It's time you stop letting the Brandons and Charlies of the world control the narrative.
你是时候停止让布兰登和查理这样的人掌控世界了。
Buon appetito.
请用餐。
It's my villa.
这是我的度假屋。
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
我可不会把话说得这么肯定。
Not the pecorino. Ha!
不要扔佩科里诺干酪。哈!
We celebrate Romeo and Juliet, not the Montagues and Capulets.
我们赞美的是罗密欧和朱丽叶,而不是蒙太古和凯普莱特家族。
What are you doing now?
你在做什么?
I'm looking for the perfect wine to go with my apology.
我在找可以搭配我道歉的好酒。
You have a lot of flaws, but you're also kind of awesome.
你有很多缺点,但你也很了不起。
So, I'm... flawesome?
所以我是...缺不起的?
It's your first day in Verona.
今天是你来维罗纳的第一天。
You've been here six times and you've never seen the place. You need a tour.
你都来过六次了,还从没见过这地方。你得参观一下。
Was Verona everything you hoped? More.
维罗纳符合你的期望吗?不止。
I was destined for a life of romance.
我注定要过浪漫的人生。
Destiny is a fantasy.
命运是一种幻想。
What can I say? I'm a fan.
我能说什么呢?我热衷浪漫。
It's too creepy.
太怪异了吧。
It's tradition. You hold her right breast and you make a wish for love. Just do it.
这可是传统。你握住她的右胸,许下爱的愿望。快点啊。
Ooh, it's cold.
哦,好冷啊。