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第37周 看电影
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星期一 开演前 片段选自《好汉两个半》第7季第5集 Two And A Half Men S07E05 02:17--03:24
Alan: Oh, there's, uh...there's three over there.
艾伦：哦，那边有三个位子。
Charlie: Too far away.
查理：太远了。
Alan: Why don't you ever wear your glasses?
艾伦：你为什么不戴眼镜？
Charlie: Because I don't need them.
查理：我又不需要。
Alan: Oh, really? So, why did your eye doctor prescribe them?
艾伦：哦，真的吗？那医生给你配眼镜作什么？
Charlie: It's a racket. I think they print those charts blurry, and then tell you it's your eyes.
查理：他们心太黑，我觉得他们故意把视力表印模糊，然后给你说是眼睛的问题。
Jake: Look, can we just sit down?
杰克：行了，赶快找地方坐吧。
Alan: No, no, slide...slide over one. Slide over one. I need the aisle.
艾伦：不行，不行，挪过去，朝里边挪一个位子，我要靠过道坐。
Jake: Why do you always need the aisle?
杰克：你怎么老是要靠过道坐？
Charlie: Because he's got a prostate the size of an apple, and he has to pee every five minutes.
查理：因为他的前列腺和苹果一样大，每五分钟就得上厕所。
Alan: There's nothing wrong with my prostate. I've got a teeny bladder. It's genetic.
艾伦：我的前列腺很正常，只是膀胱小了点，这是遗传的。
Charlie: Another reason I think you were adopted.
查理：又有了一条理由怀疑你是领养的。
Alan: Ah...Ah... Wasn't funny when I was six, not funny now.
艾伦：哈！哈！在我六岁的时候说不好笑，现在说还是不好笑。
Charlie: For God's sake, can't you at least wait until the lights go down?
查理：神啊，你就不能等到灯光变暗吗？
Alan: I'm hungry. Deviled egg?
艾伦：我很饿，魔鬼蛋吃不吃？
Jake: No.
杰克：不吃。
Charlie: Close the lid. It smells like a box of ass.
查理：快盖好，闻着臭烘烘的。
Alan: I don't know why they call them deviled eggs. I think they're just heavenly.
艾伦：我不明白为什么要叫“魔鬼蛋”，这味道可是天堂啊。
Charlie: Why can't you just sneak in candy like a normal cheapskate?
查理：你就不能像正常的吝啬鬼那样偷拿点糖进来啊？
Alan: Way ahead of you. Still got these left over from last Halloween.
艾伦：我早料到了，上个万圣节剩的。
Jake: Shh.
杰克：嘘。
